Don't Freemasons require belief in a deity in order to join? Why would they be part of the Atheist Conspiracy?
Um.... because they want to destroy America? (And you need atheism to destroy America, because Jesus keeps us safe?)
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2009 5:02:11 am PST #5920 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ginger - Feb 10, 2009 5:05:40 am PST #5921 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I swear I thought it was the Illuminati.
Tom Scola - Feb 10, 2009 5:08:04 am PST #5922 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The Illuminati are a secret cell inside of the Freemasons. You know, like the Shriners.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2009 5:09:23 am PST #5923 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Are the Shriners part of the atheist conspiracy? Because I love their little cars....
Gudanov - Feb 10, 2009 5:15:46 am PST #5924 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
But a campaign of disinformation from the atheist scientific communtity was exposed on British TV (I have the documentary), that proves that even the atheists admitted in secret scientific unpublished journals
Coincidentally, I just received my secret Nobel prize for all of my unpublished articles in secret scientific unpublished journals such as The ********** Journal of *********** and ********** Today.
beth b - Feb 10, 2009 5:17:31 am PST #5925 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I am terribly disorganized for someone who has a library degree and who's job is all about organizing information.
Never trust a children's librarian with a neat desk
DavidS - Feb 10, 2009 5:18:37 am PST #5926 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's just slang. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
With your assurance, I am unworried.
Did your husband get spider bitten before or after the release of "The Spider Bite Song" by The Flaming Lips?
Steph L. - Feb 10, 2009 5:22:12 am PST #5927 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am really disillusioned with my career choice this morning.
The chocolate fountain that Management promised never got delivered?
Sue - Feb 10, 2009 5:24:37 am PST #5928 of 30000
hip deep in pie
I am really disillusioned with my career choice this morning.
This is me most mornings.
Tom Scola - Feb 10, 2009 5:25:03 am PST #5929 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Scola's Rule of Information Technology:
When given a choice between a simple solution and a complicated solution to an IT problem, people will choose the complicated solution every single time.