Calvinism *is* sexist, right? Or am I mixing something up?

A literal interpretation of the bible is sexist; it's not restricted to just Calvinism.

That article freaked me out, because -- with 2 differences -- it could be my ex-FAC: (1) mine was in Ohio; (2) they don't (didn't?) preach Calvinism. (Although they came very VERY close.) But they do the whole thing of "Look at how culturally relevant and hip we are with our tattoos and piercings and swearing and smoking and drinking and indie rock! Woo!!! Our pastor wears jeans and t-shirts when preaching! Woo!!! PRAISE HIM!!!"

Actually, my ex-FAC was a lot like the church that Bobby Hill joined (for one episode) in King of the Hill.

Don't get me wrong; there's nothing wrong with a church being culturally relevant. If people don't see how a faith from a nearly 2,000-year-old book can fit into their lives, that's problematic. (Although lots of non-hipsters *also* don't see how faith fits into their lives. So a tattooed, pierced, swearing pastor might freak *those* people out even more.)

What bothers me is not their attempts at being culturally relevant; my problem is how they *boast* about it and make a huge deal out of it, instead of just living however they live and doing their thing.

Calvanism had that whole "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" thing, right?

Teppy, do you watch "Bones"? There was an episode this season that featured a holy roller televangelist who disappeared and was rediscovered when the female preacher of a Chesapeake Bay village church was murdered and was revealed as the holy roller who got a sex change. It had some interesting things about what was true faith, the images of righteousness, etc. (Plus it was one of those eps whoch showed the essential differences between Booth and Bones, esp. re: religious faith.)

Teppy, do you watch "Bones"?

I don't, but that episode sounds interesting.

Fuck, I'm running late. Anyone know if Amtrak trains are running late in Chicago? Their website is useless for that.

That was a very good KOTH. "He says he was in his room reading his Bible...how do I punish him for that?"

Tep, everything I read about Mars Hill makes me think of your FAC.

This, by the way, includes the text of their sermons and Driscoll's responses to, oh, everything.

(My first reaction when I heard of them, before I knew their theology, was, naturally, to check them out on their website. And then I ran screaming.)

Connie, I spoiler-fonted out the explicit current season reference in your post.

Tep, everything I read about Mars Hill makes me think of your FAC.

My FAC, naturally, *adores* Mars Hill, which isn't surprising, except for the whole Calvinism thing (because my FAC claims to preach Arminianism).

This, by the way, includes the text of their sermons and Driscoll's responses to, oh, everything.

The article that Hil linked to talked about Driscoll kicking other elders out of the church for disagreeing with him (as well as telling church members to shun them), and I'll tell you what, the elder of the FAC that *my* home group had the most contact with (there were 3 elders when I was there, and each one was affiliated with a different home group) was an asshole in this way. He never kicked anyone out for disagreeing with him, but woe betide to the man, woman, or child who disagreed with him or questioned him.

One time, about 2 weeks before Easter, the FAC hadn't planned an Easter Sunday service (at the time, weekly services were on Thursday evenings, but they would make an exception and always had Easter and Christmas services on a Sunday morning, to encourage members to bring family members).

Anyway, on this particular year, for whatever reason, even though they'd had Easter Sunday services in the past, they weren't doing it that year. One night a group of us were hanging out, including "our" group's elder. And someone asked him if we were going to have Easter Sunday services. He said no, because we celebrate Christ risen every day, blah blah blah, a formal service is a legalistic relic and we don't go in for legalism, blah blah blah.

The questioner (who was NOT me) said, "But my family loves coming to Easter Sunday services with me," and the elder said, "Maybe you should bring them all year long."

Uh, bitch, please.

So the questioner kept putting forth arguments as to why we should have Easter Sunday services, and the elder kept shooting them down. The questioner eventually left because she was so upset. After she left, the elder gave all of us this scathing look and asked, "WHY did NONE of you support me in that discussion?!?"

I was foolish enough to say that I liked having Easter Sunday services, and he said, "You HAVE to support our official decisions; it's not your place to question what we do."

Uh.

He spent a few more minutes lambasting us (not just me) for not backing him up, and then he left.

And all I could think was, why does a big godly church elder need a bunch of 20-somethings to be parrots and stand there and go "Yeah...yeah, he's right, yeah,"? Was he not confident in his decision? Because if he *was,* he shouldn't have needed a bunch of slackers to prop him up.

We weren't however, kicked out of the church for not supporting him. (Nor was the woman who originally asked about Easter services kicked out of the church.)

Although they did (and probably still do) have an unwritten policy of cutting all ties with anyone who leaves the church. The specific quote I remember to this day was "If someone chooses to leave our church, then they are also choosing to give up the benefits of our friendship." One of the home group leaders once told me that, in the 5 years she had been in the church, there was only *one* person who had a "legitimate" reason for leaving the church.

Uh.

Mind you, these weren't people who were leaving *Christianity*; they weren't converting to The Church of The Holy Toenail or something. Most people who left the FAC joined other, non-cult-y Christian churches.

But then, the FAC truly believed that all other Christian churches might *think* they were really Christian, but they probably weren't. Only the FAC was. And Mars Hill, apparently.

Fucking PSYCHOS. (And I'm still ashamed that I [1] got sucked in and [2] stayed so long.)

Connie, I spoiler-fonted out the explicit current season reference in your post.

Huh, I thought that point was included in the ads.