Verizon math fail: [link] (video). I particularly liked the "it's a difference of opinion" part.

Well, more "it could be a hell of a lot worse" news from work--they just announced that this year's raise pool is lowered from 3% to 2%, and if anyone deserves more than 2% raise this year, they'll have to go through a lot of hoops to get it. This doesn't bother me at all, really, I'm just glad we've got jobs and they don't anticipate any further mass (meaning more than ten or so people) reductions at this point. Sales are still acceptable, although we have lost some subscribers due to the economy.

But, my boss did warn us that she has a meeting next hour with her boss's boss and she doesn't know what the subject of that meeting will be. If it's anything important/depressing, she'll let us know right away, otherwise she'll just update us tomorrow morning.

Keeping my fingers crossed that I don't hear from her tonight!!

I particularly liked the "it's a difference of opinion" part.

Oh dear.

Yeah, we just got the news that there will be no salary increases this year, which doesn't bother me much either. I'd much rather have my salary unchanged than be unemployed. I also look at the money they paid toward my degree over the last 2 and a half years as a nice "bonus," so no hard feelings here.

I'd much rather have my salary unchanged than be unemployed.

Exactly. Another part-timer at the bookstore just had her full-time salary cut by ten percent and is considering bankruptcy--every time I see her in the break room, she's got another financial book in front of her.

I'm just glad that I've got a (very) small savings account for any small emergency and can add a bit to it with every paycheck at this point. So, the idea that I'll have a minimal-if-any raise next November is perfectly fine with me.

ETA: The management here did take a tip from the current stimulus brouhaha and have frozen the head honchos' salaries.

"Whatever happens, KEEP FLYING THE PLANE."

Very similar to my friend's advice about what to do if I hit a jack rabbit at night driving down to her place in West Texas.

I thought it was strange until I got there and realized that they basically just seem to sit by the road with freaky glowing eyes waiting to fling themselves at your car.

And, yes, I did eventually hit one that week.

The only thing I'm scared about hitting with my car (other than a human or someone's pet) is a deer. I knew someone once who had hit one while driving through the local forest preserve on the way home from work and his old Corolla was completely totalled.

Ginsburg is sad judiciary news. Will be hoping for the best possible recovery because I <3 her so.

Happier judiciary news: 9th Circuit smackdown of DOMA over unequal benefits to fed employees W00t!

I knew someone once who had hit one while driving through the local forest preserve on the way home from work and his old Corolla was completely totalled.

At one of my accounts in Michigan a woman died shortly after I started there--her husband was driving and hit a deer. Its hind legs went through the windshield and it kicked her to death trying to escape.

I also look at the money they paid toward my degree over the last 2 and a half years as a nice "bonus," so no hard feelings here.

Yes, very much this (over all 4 years), plus the help with relocation from CA to CO. They didn't pay a lot, but every bit helps.