This will just clue to terrorists into scenting their terror bombs with maple syrup, the more to lure innocent NYers into their DOOM.
Between that and training groundhogs, the Terrorists have pretty much got us on our knees. [link]
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2009 6:49:07 am PST #5146 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
P.M. Marc - Feb 05, 2009 6:55:51 am PST #5147 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yeah, fenugreek reeks of syrup. I can see that. That is hilarious.
Connie Neil - Feb 05, 2009 7:07:47 am PST #5148 of 30000
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I think Bill Gates has a screw loose.
Microsoft founder turned disease-battling philanthropist Bill Gates loosed mosquitoes at an elite Technology, Entertainment, Design (TED) Conference to make a point about the deadly sting of malaria.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 05, 2009 7:09:30 am PST #5149 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
or b) how publishing's really not that far gone and hey, they just got a new five-book contract for a were-vamp series and their last book just hit the NYT list.
If you're going to be within arm's reach of Stephenie Meyer, I will kick in money toward bail should it be necessary.
Miracleman - Feb 05, 2009 7:09:48 am PST #5150 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Microsoft founder turned disease-battling philanthropist Bill Gates loosed mosquitoes at an elite Technology, Entertainment, Design (TED) Conference to make a point about the deadly sting of malaria.
Philanthropist...or budding super-villain in disguise?
Kathy A - Feb 05, 2009 7:49:41 am PST #5151 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This is cool: immortal jellyfish!
The Turritopsis Nutricula is able to revert back to a juvenile form once it mates after becoming sexually mature.
Marine biologists say the jellyfish numbers are rocketing because they need not die.
Dr Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute said: "We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion."
tommyrot - Feb 05, 2009 7:50:04 am PST #5152 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From the US Copyright Office FAQ: How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?
Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. File your claim to copyright online by means of the electronic Copyright Office (eCO). Pay the fee online and attach a copy of your photo. Or, go to the Copyright Office website, fill in Form CO, print it, and mail it together with your photo and fee. For more information on registration a copyright, see SL-35. No one can lawfully use your photo of your sighting, although someone else may file his own photo of his sighting. Copyright law protects the original photograph, not the subject of the photograph.
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Strega - Feb 05, 2009 7:55:16 am PST #5153 of 30000
Ah, now this is my kind of meme:
11. I hate that I hated you in high school/college, but didn't really know you, and have only friended you to see if you look really fucked up now, but you don't. You look normal. You have too many fucking kids who play too many sports, but you otherwise look pretty well adjusted. I hate that.
Kat - Feb 05, 2009 7:57:44 am PST #5154 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm sort of sad, though, that the mysteriousness of the maple syrup smell has been revealed. It's more interesting as a mystery than as a solvable problem.
ALSO I'm still looking for a perfume that smells like maple syrup. Maybe I should expand that to include fenugreek perfume?
Kathy A - Feb 05, 2009 8:01:08 am PST #5155 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Children's advice for our new president--Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country is a new book. Some letters from kids to Obama:
Dear President Obama, The first thing you need to do is put your stuff in the White House. Be careful, Abraham Lincoln haunts one of the bedrooms. Look around the White House. Meet with your helpers. Get a puppy. Talk to America. Make a speech. Sincerely, Matthew Wong, age 8, Chicago
Dear Mr. Obama, As president, I would move into the White House and get some people to help me with my homework. I would fill the White House with chocolate and gravy (but not together) and mashed potatoes or maybe fill it with root beer. I'd drive through the White House on a boat. We'd make the floor out of mashed potatoes and the house would be filled with mashed potatoes. ... I'd have a couch made out of pudding that you could eat with a giant spoon. And I'd have a pizza carpet. After we'd eaten all of our furniture, we'd buy real furniture. Amir Abdelhadi, age 6 (as dictated to Katie McCaughan), Chicago
Dear President Obama: You are awesome!!! Some things you should do are: 1. Stop the use of oil in cars. 2. Clean up the ocean. 3. Help animals that are endangered. 4. Help immigrants get better jobs. 5. Give money to schools. 6. Fire the governor of California. Love, Hilda Herrera, age 12, San Francisco