The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jan 27, 2009 5:28:51 pm PST #3883 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, that's no more outlandish, I guess. Wait, is outlandish a plus or minus here?

Either way, not solved.


dcp - Jan 27, 2009 5:29:38 pm PST #3884 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

toy boat fetish mystery

They were too far away to ask: [link]


lisah - Jan 27, 2009 5:42:50 pm PST #3885 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

They were too far away to ask: [link]

They seem to be doing...uh...something with a jib?


billytea - Jan 27, 2009 6:03:12 pm PST #3886 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

They seem to be doing...uh...something with a jib?

So you're telling me they're getting jibby with it?


Strega - Jan 27, 2009 6:05:22 pm PST #3887 of 30000

In my mind it's a fetish for women -- a vibrator/play thing.

Yup.

Strega "Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!" May 16, 2008 8:25:21 am PDT


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 6:13:30 pm PST #3888 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I have a job in front of me I can't apply for because it wants the start and end dates of all the projects I've worked on. I have no idea. I've worked on tens of projects. No one told me to take notes. Why can't they just look at my resume for the basics?


brenda m - Jan 27, 2009 6:15:29 pm PST #3889 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'd just ballpark it and explain when you get to that point.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 6:23:55 pm PST #3890 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Each response must include the name(s) and address (es) of your employer(s), your job title(s), beginning and ending dates and the functions performed

Emphasis theirs. And I can't even ballpark most of it. All I've done for 20 years is project after overlapping project. I could only date the last two. I don't want to be that applicant who submits like she thinks she's special.

I have had an apple and a piece of cheese today. I want my appetite back.


brenda m - Jan 27, 2009 6:28:33 pm PST #3891 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Are projects equivalent to employers here? Either way, yeah, that's a tough situation.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 6:30:47 pm PST #3892 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are projects equivalent to employers here?

Nope. Multiple per. The last job only had two, so it's easier, but the rest are a blur and pretty much always were. I can list them and give overviews, but that's it.