Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 4:21:35 am PDT #29395 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Badass of the Week - Blenda

...Blenda and the women of Smaland tore the Danes a few new assholes, hacking them all into shark chum in the span of just a few minutes and utterly annihilating the invading army with a few hundred well-placed axe blows directly into the goddamned face. The King of Sweden returned from his campaign to find that Blenda and her girlfriends triumphantly standing on top of a massive heaping pile of dead Vikings, and was so pumped up about the whole thing that he granted the women of Smaland a bunch of totally awesome political and social rights that had been previously unavailable to them. From that point on, all daughters had the right to inherit property, money and land equally with their brothers, and were allowed to wear military-style garments around town and at their weddings. They were also given the prestigious right to wear the Royal Coat of Arms on their clothing – a tradition that has lasted to this day. Blenda is still recognized as a national hero in Sweden.

And that, my friends, is a pretty badass way to fight for women's rights.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 4:37:11 am PDT #29396 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, my boss is singing "Ballad of the Green Berets" to my other boss's dog.


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 4:47:17 am PDT #29397 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Is the dog in the office or is your boss singing on the phone?

(I cannot decide which is weirder.)


JZ - Jul 16, 2009 4:48:15 am PDT #29398 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Huh. Matilda just woke up, looked around, and burst into tears. Right now she's being cuddled by Hec while she sobs, "I don't want to go back home! I want to go back to baseball!"


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 4:48:28 am PDT #29399 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is the dog in the office

Yes.

My other boss (the one who owns the dog) is out of town, so my boss is taking care of the dog for a while.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 16, 2009 4:50:38 am PDT #29400 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My other boss (the one who owns the dog) is out of town, so my boss is taking care of the dog for a while.

I'm not sure if singing "Ballad of the Green Berets" counts as "care".


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2009 4:51:08 am PDT #29401 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Matilda is weird. But it's a good weird.


msbelle - Jul 16, 2009 4:52:15 am PDT #29402 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, we are on testosterone overdrive today, and the pissing contests are in full force. joy.

yesterday I got 9 invoices off my desk and left 7 there. Today I WILL get those 7 out as well as print out all the emailed invoices sitting in my inbox (oops).


Laura - Jul 16, 2009 4:55:30 am PDT #29403 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Aww, poor Matilda.

Go msbelle Go! waves pom poms


Trudy Booth - Jul 16, 2009 5:02:37 am PDT #29404 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My other boss (the one who owns the dog) is out of town, so my boss is taking care of the dog for a while.

At the OFFICE?

Your office is awesome.