How much tequila does a toddler take?
It's a real burden being right so often.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 15, 2009 5:26:05 pm PDT #29372 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Jul 15, 2009 5:41:15 pm PDT #29373 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Alas, we have no tequila. Bubble bath and a bottle of milk with a hefty jigger of cognac will have to do.
For me. I don't know what Matilda's going to do for dinner.
Dana - Jul 15, 2009 5:49:25 pm PDT #29374 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Is anyone following the story of the couple in Florida who was killed? The parents had 12 children, several of whom were adopted and had special needs.
They've now arrested and charged *eight* people in the killings. It was a fucking conspiracy, though I don't think the authorities have talked about what the motive was. It's just incomprehensible.
brenda m - Jul 15, 2009 5:52:07 pm PDT #29375 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've been following that a little bit. It's just so fucking bizarre.
Burrell - Jul 15, 2009 5:52:23 pm PDT #29376 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Haven't followed it but jeez louise that sounds awful Dana.
brenda m - Jul 15, 2009 5:55:12 pm PDT #29377 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It's really awful. Nine of the kids (had to listen to the newscaster like three times to be sure she wasn't saying "none") were home at the time too.
Cashmere - Jul 15, 2009 6:00:38 pm PDT #29378 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Now she is playing with Hec's Yellow Submarine toys, making Ringo dance and sing songs from Beauty and the Beast. How is she not dead of exhaustion? God knows I am.
Someone once asked me if I wished I had my kids' energy. I told them I did--once--the little snots sucked the energy and life right out of me!
shrift - Jul 15, 2009 6:24:16 pm PDT #29379 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
So apparently I'm an Indian woman named Sandip, according to the people who keep leaving me voicemails and sending me texts.
Dana - Jul 15, 2009 6:27:12 pm PDT #29380 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Are you going to change your tag to "JE SUIS SANDIP"?
-t - Jul 15, 2009 6:27:40 pm PDT #29381 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Quick, marry Polter-Cow.