For Allyson (because of the picture): Vampires Invade Forks, WA
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 4:22:07 pm PDT #29213 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aims - Jul 14, 2009 4:29:21 pm PDT #29214 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I met some twins the other day named Christian and Crystal. Differentiate, parents!
We had twins in my high school named Mark and ...Mark. But they went by their middle names. I still wonder WTF on that one.
Jesse - Jul 14, 2009 4:33:05 pm PDT #29215 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously, WTF. Was the father named Mark as well??
Jessica - Jul 14, 2009 4:34:14 pm PDT #29216 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Maybe Mom was so doped up on pain meds she didn't realize there were two of them until after the birth certificate was filled out?
Amy - Jul 14, 2009 4:37:58 pm PDT #29217 of 30000
Because books.
We had twins in my high school named Mark and ...Mark. But they went by their middle names. I still wonder WTF on that one.
Don't forget all of George Foreman's kids ... named George. @@
I can't remember one set of twins from my high school, which can't be right. Alfie and Marie were Irish twins, ten months apart, and somehow in the same grade, but that's all I can think of.
§ ita § - Jul 14, 2009 4:43:23 pm PDT #29218 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We had twins in my high school named Mark and ...Mark.
Weird as shit--I know twins named Mark too. Well, I think they may be Marc and Mark. I'm not entirely sure. They too go by middle names, unsurprisingly.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 4:46:18 pm PDT #29219 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My high school had two sets of identical twins. Shelly and Sherry and Al and Carl. I could never tell either set apart, even though Shelly and Sherry were in my small grade-school class as well.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 14, 2009 4:46:58 pm PDT #29220 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Dang, people. I go by my middle name to avoid confusion with my dad, and we have a 33 year age difference.
Cashmere - Jul 14, 2009 4:48:27 pm PDT #29221 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Our middle names are Fay and Kay. But at least it's not Mark squared.
Watching the All Star game and crocheting flowers for a project. I swear, I'm 80 years old and don't know it.
Polter-Cow - Jul 14, 2009 4:55:55 pm PDT #29222 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!