Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Jan 21, 2009 11:00:12 am PST #2903 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh man. It's really just sinking in that I don't have to follow up this:

Do presidents generally "rule" countries?

Only in a frat boy sense.

"I'm in the White House! I rule!"

Then they do keg-stands.

With "Only in this country then, huh?"

Hot damn.


Gudanov - Jan 21, 2009 11:02:03 am PST #2904 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

In more great headline news:

Flaming Squirrel To Blame In Jones Wildfire

[link]

The headline is better than the story.


Liese S. - Jan 21, 2009 11:02:44 am PST #2905 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hm. I do not appreciate that squirrel.

eta: In related news, our local fire station closed down and all the firefighters were laid off. Turns out they were $400,000 in the hole. Not good.


Tom Scola - Jan 21, 2009 11:03:50 am PST #2906 of 30000
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

Obama action figure from Japan: [link]

Takes a while to load, but totally worth it for Shaka!Obama at the bottom of the page. And I love that it comes with both a red and a blue tie.


aurelia - Jan 21, 2009 11:07:49 am PST #2907 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Why no beagle love in Chicago?

Baying annoys the neighbors.


Jesse - Jan 21, 2009 11:12:23 am PST #2908 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Obama action figure from Japan: [link]

That is unbelievably awesome. A new game is born among small boys: Who wins, Darth Vader or President Obama??


Miracleman - Jan 21, 2009 11:15:41 am PST #2909 of 30000
I can do this all day

Who wins, Darth Vader or President Obama??

Obama: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!

Vader: No, Barack...I AM your father!

Obama: What, do you work for Fox News?


Theodosia - Jan 21, 2009 11:19:28 am PST #2910 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Duh-uh -- Vader works for "This is CNN"!


tommyrot - Jan 21, 2009 11:19:32 am PST #2911 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Obama: What, do you work for Fox News?

Vader: No, CNN.


Theodosia - Jan 21, 2009 11:20:06 am PST #2912 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

:: high-fives tommyrot ::