I'd want my neighbor's little yappy dog along with me for a cougar attack. Either its continuous high-pitched barking would annoy the cat into leaving, or I could offer it as a snack and make friends.
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 14, 2009 5:58:50 am PDT #28998 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2009 6:00:48 am PDT #28999 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Or you could just give up and hand over the twink.
That's what I'd do.
Maybe...
Vortex - Jul 14, 2009 6:06:00 am PDT #29000 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Either its continuous high-pitched barking would annoy the cat into leaving, or I could offer it as a snack and make friends.
Har, just like in Snakes on a Plane when the guy threw the yappy dog at the snake.
sumi - Jul 14, 2009 6:13:23 am PDT #29001 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Hey, Plotts can tree a bear.
I'm sure that it will be able to handle a puma.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2009 6:21:19 am PDT #29002 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I suggest not hiking in cougar territory - 100% survival from cougar attacks. Go Team Lazy!
That works until Mac brings home that stray cougar he found walking around the streets.
So, the proper tactic is to run like hell?
If it was a cheetah I'd say Nutty and a squash court would be the best tactic. But it's not.
beekaytee - Jul 14, 2009 6:22:27 am PDT #29003 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
I have faith in Plott Hounds as a breed. This one? I dunno. She's sweet but not particularly focused. Then again, I've never seen her in the presence of a bear, so one never knows.
msbelle - Jul 14, 2009 6:24:10 am PDT #29004 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Nutty + squash court + big cat = never not funny. I swear.
Did y'all know about Greenfreeze? [link]
How dumb that we are making these in the US? Our business lobbyists suck ass.
Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2009 6:27:46 am PDT #29005 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
This is my favorite part:
However, until earlier this year, red tape and industry lobbyists have prevented Greenfreeze from being introduced in the United States. This September, Ben & Jerry’s, working with Greenpeace, launched a pilot program through an EPA permit to test 2,000 of their Greenfreeze freezers in ice cream scoop shops and stores in the United States.
I get to feel very virtuous for eating that ice cream. And I'm pleased to see that Ben & Jerry's is still walking the walk.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 6:29:31 am PDT #29006 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card
Visa recorded a $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 purchase on Consumerist reader Dale's kid's prepaid Visa Buxx card: "My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday she charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store. That's 2,000 times more than the national debt, which is a paltry 11 trillion. The ever-vigilant folks at VISA added a $20 'negative balance fee,' and have suspended the card."
Steph L. - Jul 14, 2009 6:32:27 am PDT #29007 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
However, until earlier this year, red tape and industry lobbyists have prevented Greenfreeze from being introduced in the United States. This September, Ben & Jerry’s, working with Greenpeace, launched a pilot program through an EPA permit to test 2,000 of their Greenfreeze freezers in ice cream scoop shops and stores in the United States.
I get to feel very virtuous for eating that ice cream.
I was already going to take the tour (again) when I go to Vermont, but NOW I'm going to feel self-righteous for taking that tour!