It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 6:29:31 am PDT #29006 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card

Visa recorded a $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 purchase on Consumerist reader Dale's kid's prepaid Visa Buxx card: "My lectures about financial responsibility appear to have failed: yesterday she charged $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 at the drug store. That's 2,000 times more than the national debt, which is a paltry 11 trillion. The ever-vigilant folks at VISA added a $20 'negative balance fee,' and have suspended the card."


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2009 6:32:27 am PDT #29007 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

However, until earlier this year, red tape and industry lobbyists have prevented Greenfreeze from being introduced in the United States. This September, Ben & Jerry’s, working with Greenpeace, launched a pilot program through an EPA permit to test 2,000 of their Greenfreeze freezers in ice cream scoop shops and stores in the United States.

I get to feel very virtuous for eating that ice cream.

I was already going to take the tour (again) when I go to Vermont, but NOW I'm going to feel self-righteous for taking that tour!


Frankenbuddha - Jul 14, 2009 6:44:19 am PDT #29008 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card

How could you even spend that much at a drug store? I call hoax. Or a hack.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 6:44:45 am PDT #29009 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, have people heard of this thing called "fiction"? That's where someone "makes up" a story that is not true, but nonetheless is entertaining. Anyway, I like this one:

Let Us Now Praise Awesome Dinosaurs

"I want to buy a gun," said the Thymomenoraptor. He moved his foreclaw along the glass case of pistols, counting them off: one, two, three, four. "That one." He tapped the case; the glass squeaked.

"Why would a dinosaur need a gun?" asked the shop owner.

"Self-defense."

The owner's gaze dropped to the three-inch claw that had chipped his display case.

"These are killing claws," said the dinosaur, whose name was Tark. "For sheep, or cows. I merely want to disable an attacker with a precision shot to the leg or other uh, limbal region."

"Uh-huh," the owner said. "Or maybe you figure humans shoot each other all the time, but if someone turns up ripped in half the cops are gonna start lookin' for dinosaurs."

Tark carefully pounded the counter. "There used to be a time," he said, "when gun dealers would actually sell people guns! A time . . . called America. I miss that time."

"I don't sell to foreign nationals."

"Racist!"

The rest of the story at the link....


Steph L. - Jul 14, 2009 6:50:30 am PDT #29010 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Visa claims teen spent $23,148,855,308,184,500.00 on prepaid credit card

How could you even spend that much at a drug store? I call hoax. Or a hack.

I think it's an error on Visa's (or the issuing bank's) end.


Aims - Jul 14, 2009 6:54:32 am PDT #29011 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nilly's getting married!!! Congrats Nilly!


Polter-Cow - Jul 14, 2009 6:55:39 am PDT #29012 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Congrats, Nilly!


Polgara - Jul 14, 2009 6:55:51 am PDT #29013 of 30000
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

OMIGOD! Nilly! Congratulations!


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 6:55:55 am PDT #29014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay Nilly!


Tom Scola - Jul 14, 2009 6:56:13 am PDT #29015 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Congratulations!!!