Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:23:43 am PDT #28984 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How to Avoid Being Mauled by a Mountain Lion

Don't Freeze

Richard Coss, a UC Davis expert on predator-prey relationships, studied 185 cougar-human encounters and found that people who stood still avoided injury only 26 percent of the time. Coss explains that cougars may view your lack of flight as a sign of vulnerability. Of people who backed away, 39 percent survived unscathed. And of those who booked it, 50 percent escaped without a scratch.


Trudy Booth - Jul 14, 2009 5:25:51 am PDT #28985 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I wonder what bearing hysterical shireking has on the situation. Because I'd have that covered.


sumi - Jul 14, 2009 5:26:22 am PDT #28986 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

So, the proper tactic is to run like hell?


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:28:22 am PDT #28987 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, the proper tactic is to run like hell?

Sounds like it. They also mention using your gun.

eta: Or pulling the lever so the 16 ton weight falls on the cougar.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 14, 2009 5:31:36 am PDT #28988 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yes, the article very helpfully notes that

The mechanism of the gun firing produces a high-velocity lead projectile capable of wounding or killing the Mountain Lion if you hit it.

If you miss, the gun also produces a very loud sound that will probably scare away the attacking animal.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:32:08 am PDT #28989 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The mechanism of the gun firing produces a high-velocity lead projectile capable of wounding or killing the Mountain Lion if you hit it.

Yeah, I never would have figured that out on my own.


sumi - Jul 14, 2009 5:35:41 am PDT #28990 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

How about throwing rocks?

Or maybe taking a nice pack of Plott Hounds with you?


msbelle - Jul 14, 2009 5:37:50 am PDT #28991 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I suggest not hiking in cougar territory - 100% survival from cougar attacks. Go Team Lazy!

ION - from my calendar - how to make a rain watere collection tank to use on my lawna nd flowers. want a yard so I can make one. The house we rented for a couple of weeks last year had one rigged up under his deck. The gutter drained into it and then hoses ran out from it to different areas of the lawn and flower beds - there was an on/off valve to control the flow and an overflow control that I did not understand.


sarameg - Jul 14, 2009 5:38:34 am PDT #28992 of 30000

My mother is cleaning my house. I'm trying to feel guilty about it, but really, I'm too caught up in the throes of packing and did I pack that and when do we need to leave oh shit at rush hour and will you please stop spilling coffee on the counter I just cleaned and and and.


tommyrot - Jul 14, 2009 5:39:39 am PDT #28993 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bill Cosby Portrait in JELL-O Shots

Artist Andrew Salomone created this portrait of Bill Cosby entirely from JELL-O shots, then invited art show visitors to consume the portrait as the party progressed.