Slay-er? Chosen One. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer comma The.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2009 2:48:12 pm PDT #28781 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How failed, beth? Unless the rice is hard or is extra mooshey, failed rice pudding probably still tastes okay.

Ryan Reynolds to play Green Lantern. Somehow, I can't quite see that. I've never seen Reynolds do anything non-flip, and GL's not overly flip.

Then again, the other project it lists for him in that article sounds straight.


Barb - Jul 12, 2009 2:50:34 pm PDT #28782 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I've never seen Reynolds do anything non-flip, and GL's not overly flip.

ita, I think he'll be able to do it. I saw his movie with Sandra Bullock, The Proposal and he was very much the straight man with none of the smart alecky humor that I might have expected. He was far more dry and sarcastic if anything.


beth b - Jul 12, 2009 2:52:44 pm PDT #28783 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I only had nonfat milk -- so it isn't very pudding like -- tasty however.


Jessica - Jul 12, 2009 3:05:26 pm PDT #28784 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fancy Fast Food.

Clearly, someone has seen Semi-Homemade and taken it to its logical and horrifying conclusion.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2009 3:06:20 pm PDT #28785 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got back from Chinatown. Ate at a Chinese restaurant (duh) that had one of those menus with pictures of the various dishes. One that caught my eye was the deep-fried pigeon. It was a whole fucking pigeon, with the head and everything! OK, they removed the feathers and feet and presumably the innards, but still....

You know, I think I'd have to be drunk and have lost a bet in order to eat deep-fried pigeon. Or perhaps drunk and trying to impress a girl.

Oh, and the worst t-shirt I saw on the train: It was a cartoon guy smiling and holding up a sign that said, "Free Gas!" The cartoon guy was farting. Somehow this guy had a girlfriend.


-t - Jul 12, 2009 3:10:12 pm PDT #28786 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fancy Fast Food is genius.


Dana - Jul 12, 2009 3:15:07 pm PDT #28787 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm watching a televised production of Camelot from last year, which I've had on tape since before we moved. It's...not very good. Gabriel Byrne can't sing, Mordred is a gay goth, and I am forewarned that Fran Drescher appears as Morgan LeFay.


Calli - Jul 12, 2009 3:20:06 pm PDT #28788 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

To be fair, Richard Harris couldn't really sing, either. But the rest of it sounds pretty appalling.


Dana - Jul 12, 2009 3:23:03 pm PDT #28789 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Lancelot is fantastic, and Marin Mazzie is playing Guinevere. But. Why do they cast people who can't sing, especially in a concert version?


Jessica - Jul 12, 2009 3:23:44 pm PDT #28790 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I just found my passport. AFTER, natch, spending $179 expediting a new one.

Universe, 1, Jess, 0.