Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jul 12, 2009 2:52:44 pm PDT #28783 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I only had nonfat milk -- so it isn't very pudding like -- tasty however.


Jessica - Jul 12, 2009 3:05:26 pm PDT #28784 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fancy Fast Food.

Clearly, someone has seen Semi-Homemade and taken it to its logical and horrifying conclusion.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2009 3:06:20 pm PDT #28785 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got back from Chinatown. Ate at a Chinese restaurant (duh) that had one of those menus with pictures of the various dishes. One that caught my eye was the deep-fried pigeon. It was a whole fucking pigeon, with the head and everything! OK, they removed the feathers and feet and presumably the innards, but still....

You know, I think I'd have to be drunk and have lost a bet in order to eat deep-fried pigeon. Or perhaps drunk and trying to impress a girl.

Oh, and the worst t-shirt I saw on the train: It was a cartoon guy smiling and holding up a sign that said, "Free Gas!" The cartoon guy was farting. Somehow this guy had a girlfriend.


-t - Jul 12, 2009 3:10:12 pm PDT #28786 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fancy Fast Food is genius.


Dana - Jul 12, 2009 3:15:07 pm PDT #28787 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm watching a televised production of Camelot from last year, which I've had on tape since before we moved. It's...not very good. Gabriel Byrne can't sing, Mordred is a gay goth, and I am forewarned that Fran Drescher appears as Morgan LeFay.


Calli - Jul 12, 2009 3:20:06 pm PDT #28788 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

To be fair, Richard Harris couldn't really sing, either. But the rest of it sounds pretty appalling.


Dana - Jul 12, 2009 3:23:03 pm PDT #28789 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Lancelot is fantastic, and Marin Mazzie is playing Guinevere. But. Why do they cast people who can't sing, especially in a concert version?


Jessica - Jul 12, 2009 3:23:44 pm PDT #28790 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I just found my passport. AFTER, natch, spending $179 expediting a new one.

Universe, 1, Jess, 0.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2009 3:23:53 pm PDT #28791 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm trying out veggie italian sausage on the grill. Also brussel sprouts and sweet onions. I'm not entirely optimistic at this point.


Lee - Jul 12, 2009 3:30:30 pm PDT #28792 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I wish obtaining sushi didn't require outside pants.