You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Jul 12, 2009 10:04:43 am PDT #28735 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

That is so sad. I feel for both families.

Woke up - 100% Breakfast - 100% Morning tv show - 100% Work projects - 50% Lunch - 100% House projects - 0% Relaxation - 20%

Back to work so that I can get back to the relaxing part.


Jessica - Jul 12, 2009 10:07:23 am PDT #28736 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Woke up, ate breakfast, got bike seat fixed, cleaned a little.

Now going to attempt nap.

Amusing toddler overreaction of the day -

Dylan, carrying my button-down pajama top: This is Mommy's shirt! I want put on Mommy's shirt!
DH: Okay, do you want some help?
Dylan: Want do it myself! Shirt goes over head!
t attempts to put unbuttoned button-down shirt over head. fails.
DH: Dylan, this kind of shirt doesn't go over your head.
Dylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! t runs into bedroom, slams door

I really can't wait until he's a teenager.


Cass - Jul 12, 2009 10:29:14 am PDT #28737 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The shirt, like the cake, is a lie.

Sleep accomplished - 0%
Coffee accomplished - 50%

It's going to be a long Sunday.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 12, 2009 10:30:41 am PDT #28738 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Sleep accomplished- 150%

Cleaning accomplished- .05%


Amy - Jul 12, 2009 10:34:11 am PDT #28739 of 30000
Because books.

Yikes, Lee! That's a good ending to the story, though.

At least Dylan approves of your fashion sense, Jessica?

It's July 12, and I'm in jeans, a long-sleeved tee, and a sweatshirt. I am not amused.


beth b - Jul 12, 2009 10:34:39 am PDT #28740 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't seem to be napping . I may go to target.


billytea - Jul 12, 2009 10:41:43 am PDT #28741 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Life of Birds is currently featuring an inflatable parrot. I approve.


Laura - Jul 12, 2009 10:42:21 am PDT #28742 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I hear you, Amy. The sun is out so I was fooled into going outside with short sleeves. Mistake.


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2009 10:55:17 am PDT #28743 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dishes washed.

The Boy stung by bee (outside; we don't have an apiary).

Baking soda paste applied to sting.

The Boy monitored for anaphylactic shock. (He's never been allergic to bee stings before, but you never know when one might develop.)

The Boy going back outside. Possibly to have a duel with the bees.

Me for shredding junk mail, I think.


Juliebird - Jul 12, 2009 11:26:36 am PDT #28744 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Mother of the groom-to-be is shocked, SHOCKED, that the end of her contracted time means she has to be cleaned up by then and out the door.

Dude, don't drive over my flowers!

This side gig is not good for my b.p.