Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Jul 12, 2009 10:41:43 am PDT #28741 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Life of Birds is currently featuring an inflatable parrot. I approve.


Laura - Jul 12, 2009 10:42:21 am PDT #28742 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I hear you, Amy. The sun is out so I was fooled into going outside with short sleeves. Mistake.


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2009 10:55:17 am PDT #28743 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dishes washed.

The Boy stung by bee (outside; we don't have an apiary).

Baking soda paste applied to sting.

The Boy monitored for anaphylactic shock. (He's never been allergic to bee stings before, but you never know when one might develop.)

The Boy going back outside. Possibly to have a duel with the bees.

Me for shredding junk mail, I think.


Juliebird - Jul 12, 2009 11:26:36 am PDT #28744 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Mother of the groom-to-be is shocked, SHOCKED, that the end of her contracted time means she has to be cleaned up by then and out the door.

Dude, don't drive over my flowers!

This side gig is not good for my b.p.


Tom Scola - Jul 12, 2009 11:34:22 am PDT #28745 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Well, the apartment is as clean as it's going to get, which is... not particularly clean. Oh, well.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2009 11:38:16 am PDT #28746 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Barbados Ministry of Health website gives a 404. More accurately, a directory listing denied error message. What is up with that? I mean, the site's default page gives that. This part of the search for my sister's project is going to be tedious and lacking in fruit, I fear.


beth b - Jul 12, 2009 11:41:44 am PDT #28747 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

2 summer dresses aquired at Target 200% success

Cat -- still napping, slight complaint that I dsturbed his sleep.


Amy - Jul 12, 2009 11:42:48 am PDT #28748 of 30000
Because books.

Love summer dresses on sale, beth. SCORE.

Well, the apartment is as clean as it's going to get, which is... not particularly clean. Oh, well.

But the Mets were on fire today! And that's all that matters!


Steph L. - Jul 12, 2009 11:57:36 am PDT #28749 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

No shredding junk mail.

Instead, I am going to put acorn squashes in the oven to bake so that I can turn their guts into enchiladas. And I will shower while they bake.


Scrappy - Jul 12, 2009 12:03:28 pm PDT #28750 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Home from the niece's wedding. Yes, the 19-year-old one who is marrying a 25-year-old and living at his parents' since neither of them have jobs. The good signs: the wedding service was lovely and heartfelt, grooms' family seemed to enjoy themselves, the bride is not pregnant as some thought when the wedding was planned in six weeks, and all toasts were funny and sweet. The bad signs: many of the groom's family were missing teeth and a couple of them came to the event in t-shirts and shorts (I mean, how can a 50-year-old think a shirt emblazoned "Your pain is my pleasure" is right for a wedding?), the bride was saying right up to the wedding that she might not marry the groom if he acted like a jerk (which seems to mean not doing what she wants right when she wants him to), the bride's parents not only paid for the wedding and rehearsal dinner, they also helped he groom buy a truck so he could try to find work.

Lovely to see family, though and we are all pulling for the couple to succeed, even if expectations are a bit low.