Clearly, vegan convenience food boxes are the best place to hide stolen cash.
Because no one but vegans would look there?
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 3:05:38 pm PDT #28329 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Jul 09, 2009 3:07:14 pm PDT #28330 of 30000
brillig
Because no one but vegans would look there?
And vegans wouldn't be looking because they're not the sort to search a freezer for contraband?
-t - Jul 09, 2009 3:09:27 pm PDT #28331 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
DH went to High School with his daughter, says the Tofutti, etc. must be her influence, she was a bit of a health nut back then.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 3:13:05 pm PDT #28332 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It sucks to be them. Aliens. That live there.
Multi-Galaxy Collision Caught in Action
Four galaxies are involved in this pile-up 280 million light years from Earth. The bright spiral galaxy at the center of the image is punching through the cluster at almost two million miles per hour.
Although perhaps it would be very pretty.
Didja' know that our galaxy is going to collide with Andromeda? Well before our sun goes nova and destroys the Earth, we may pass too close to an Andromedean star and get flung to the center of our galaxy, where we might all get sucked into the giant black hole there....
Jessica - Jul 09, 2009 3:14:01 pm PDT #28333 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Didja' know that our galaxy is going to collide with Andromeda?
This turned out to be the central driving plot point in Alastair Reynolds first series.
sarameg - Jul 09, 2009 3:19:38 pm PDT #28334 of 30000
And now I just bought a security system.
BIrthdays are so much less sexy when you are a grown up.
Juliebird - Jul 09, 2009 3:25:46 pm PDT #28335 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Ah, yes, I remember the stripper pole at my fifth b-day party. And little Tommy didn't have any hair down there, but he did a mean lap dance and pulled all the girls hair and made them cry.
tommyrot - Jul 09, 2009 3:27:29 pm PDT #28336 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, I didn't pull all the girls' hair....
Juliebird - Jul 09, 2009 3:28:37 pm PDT #28337 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
And I was quite jealous.
sarameg - Jul 09, 2009 3:35:00 pm PDT #28338 of 30000
Being a new homeowner, I've been on the receiving end of SO MANY sales spiels, especially security.) I've been actually engaging them to see if it IS something I am interested in. It's either a good deal or I've been worn down.