Is Michael Jackson still dead? Because the only way it could interest me right now is if he hops out of the coffin.
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jul 07, 2009 7:48:44 am PDT #27789 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sue - Jul 07, 2009 7:49:15 am PDT #27790 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Apparently the City of Los Angeles are asking for donations to cover cost of said memorial/funeral.
Scrappy - Jul 07, 2009 7:49:50 am PDT #27791 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
He has to MOONWALK out of the coffin.
Gudanov - Jul 07, 2009 7:52:16 am PDT #27792 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Is Michael Jackson still dead?
His twitter feed would probably tell you. If there isn't anything or just stuff about meeting Elvis, then dead. If there is just a lot of "Brains....Brains....", then undead. If there is a lot of snickering or stuff about hiding with Elvis, then alive.
megan walker - Jul 07, 2009 7:57:38 am PDT #27793 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Because the only way it could interest me right now is if he hops out of the coffin.
Unfortunately we have CNN on in the office kitchen permanently and it seems to be all-Michael, all-the-time.
Kathy A - Jul 07, 2009 7:58:03 am PDT #27794 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This is totally my cat and her way of thinking.
She was thrilled when I noticed that she had eaten almost all of her food before I left for work this morning, so I decided to supplement it a bit with a fraction of a scoop to tide her over until I get home tonight.
msbelle - Jul 07, 2009 8:01:04 am PDT #27795 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The media coverage of this is ridic. hey look, Iran, and Honduras, and China, OH and the TWO WARS we are still fighting.
Gudanov - Jul 07, 2009 8:05:31 am PDT #27796 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
The media coverage of this is ridic. hey look, Iran, and Honduras, and China, OH and the TWO WARS we are still fighting.
Need I remind you that he is the guy who invented MOONWALKING!
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2009 8:06:33 am PDT #27797 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That sounds like a Wondermark punchline.
Gudanov - Jul 07, 2009 8:10:17 am PDT #27798 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I guess it hasn't happened yet, but it sounds like it will. Apparently Gov. Parry is considering putting Cynthia Dunbar, who is opposed to public education in principal, to be chairwoman of the state school board.
In a book published last year, Dunbar argued the country’s founding fathers created “an emphatically Christian government” and that government should be guided by a “biblical litmus test.” She endorses a belief system that requires “any person desiring to govern have a sincere knowledge and appreciation for the Word of God in order to rightly govern.”
Also in the book, she calls public education a “subtly deceptive tool of perversion.”
The establishment of public schools is unconstitutional and even “tyrannical,” she wrote, because it threatens the authority of families, granted by God through Scripture, to direct the instruction of their children.
Dunbar home-schooled her own children.
Wow, thank you Texas for making Kansas look sane.