No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Jul 06, 2009 4:04:24 pm PDT #27676 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The defenestration of Prague in Legos: [link]


tommyrot - Jul 06, 2009 4:09:12 pm PDT #27677 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love the word 'defenestration.' Also, 'regicide.' Has there ever been a regicide by defenestration?

eta: I have a nagging feeling we've discussed this before....


sarameg - Jul 06, 2009 4:15:16 pm PDT #27678 of 30000

I've been to all those windows of defenestration!


megan walker - Jul 06, 2009 4:16:33 pm PDT #27679 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I think the closest you get in France is Coligny during the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre. Although there may have something in the Middle Ages.


sarameg - Jul 06, 2009 4:21:19 pm PDT #27680 of 30000

Wikipedia must be dominated by non-Praguers. They count three officially.


quester - Jul 06, 2009 4:32:52 pm PDT #27681 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Jason Whitlock is an ass, always has been. He thinks provoking people is a good career path. I remember when he first started writing for the KCStar, and he's always been like that.


Barb - Jul 06, 2009 4:34:23 pm PDT #27682 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I hate laundry. I want a laundry elf.


Cashmere - Jul 06, 2009 4:35:39 pm PDT #27683 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want a laundry elf.

When you're done with him, send him my way, please.


shrift - Jul 06, 2009 4:41:20 pm PDT #27684 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not always sure that it is possible to eat less. sometimes eating less slows metabolism.

Yeah, now that you mention it, I realize that I've been figuring how much I can eat based on a sedentary lifestyle, not an active one. Which, DUH.

I feel like ordering an enormous pizza to apologize to my metabolism.


flea - Jul 06, 2009 4:45:01 pm PDT #27685 of 30000
information libertarian

I would gladly be someone's laundry elf in exchange for time spent vacuuming up the fleas. On the plus side, mr. flea (heh. ggrrr.) is a really thorough and careful cleaner. Much better than me. If only he did this kind of cleaning more than, oh, once every 15 years, we'd have a spotless house.