I didn't realize that Gay Marriage Hurts Women thing was serious.
And think of the poor men that are only sexually attracted to lesbians. Dooooomed to a loveless life.
Well, quite a lot of fuss. If I didn't know better, I'd think we were dangerous.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Jul 02, 2009 9:29:51 am PDT #27108 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 02, 2009 9:31:59 am PDT #27109 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
And think of the poor men that are only sexually attracted to lesbians. Dooooomed to a loveless life.
It's the gay girls who fancy straight girls I feel sorry for.
Except I don't think gay marriage helps there...
Tom Scola - Jul 02, 2009 9:33:44 am PDT #27110 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Wasn't this the plot of a movie?
Berlusconi model 'faked' romance
An Italian man says an aspiring model embroiled in a scandal involving Silvio Berlusconi asked him to pose as her boyfriend after she had met the PM.
Jessica - Jul 02, 2009 9:34:45 am PDT #27111 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I can't help but find the "gay sex is threatening because it's SO MUCH BETTER!" meme frankly hilarious. It's also infuriating, but on the overall scale of offensive homophobic bullshit out there? I think Betsy H-P said it best in LJ:
honey, it's people like you who wind up getting arrested for their wide stances.
Cashmere - Jul 02, 2009 9:38:30 am PDT #27112 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ugh. My cousin just called and asked me to borrow $1800 TODAY. Apparently, they are closing on their refinance and needed the cash to close the deal.
Um, wouldn't you know about that ahead of time? And plan for it?
So awkward. I turned her down because it would have been digging too deep for us to hand over that kind of cash. Plus it just seemed stupid and I can't be guaranteed she'd pay us back.
Family FAIL.
Kathy A - Jul 02, 2009 9:38:44 am PDT #27113 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, such a bad pun!
Lee - Jul 02, 2009 9:43:48 am PDT #27114 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Most of the office, including my manager who is down for the day, just left for a lunch offsite that I didn't want to go to.
I feel like running around the office barefoot, just because I can.
Heck, maybe I'll even take some scissors with me.
Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2009 9:55:44 am PDT #27115 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, such a bad pun!
Hee! It would be better if she were actually on novels or short-story collections, though.
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2009 10:05:16 am PDT #27116 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
This series of tweets from questlove (drummer of the Roots) cracked my shit up:
i pray that obama is using the "mj taking attention away" pass to do what bush did whenever he used a ruse to push his agendas forward.
now is the PERFECT time for the health care reform, i'd wait til friday when the service starts at neverland----
if the jacksons allow open casket and a weekend viewing i'm certain obama can also end the war as well.
I love that guy.
tommyrot - Jul 02, 2009 10:12:13 am PDT #27117 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, such a bad pun!
But it's a kitten, so it can be forgiven.