I'll be sure to tell my mom - the lesbian - that my being gay means she'll have fewer men to date.
Yup. *My* gay marriage will mean fewer women on the 'market'. About which this particular bi girl is delighted.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 02, 2009 9:18:29 am PDT #27104 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Polter-Cow - Jul 02, 2009 9:19:32 am PDT #27105 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Not when you're getting in with your carry-on luggage at the airport.
Oh, very true!
-t - Jul 02, 2009 9:24:34 am PDT #27106 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I didn't realize that Gay Marriage Hurts Women thing was serious. I went and looked at the source website to be sure and I think it's given me a rash.
Trudy Booth - Jul 02, 2009 9:27:08 am PDT #27107 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I just feel like the doors that people touch when they're getting off the subway, have been coughing into their hands all afternoon, and etc. have got to be at least as bad.
That's why I've started washing my hands as soon as I get to work and as soon as I get home. The subway is mindboggling for germs if you think about it too much.
I think bathrooms should be Squatters and Sitters instead of Men and Women. I don't care WHO'S ass was on the thing, I care if their pee is. The squatters can go self-perpetuate somewhere else.
Laura - Jul 02, 2009 9:29:51 am PDT #27108 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I didn't realize that Gay Marriage Hurts Women thing was serious.
And think of the poor men that are only sexually attracted to lesbians. Dooooomed to a loveless life.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 02, 2009 9:31:59 am PDT #27109 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
And think of the poor men that are only sexually attracted to lesbians. Dooooomed to a loveless life.
It's the gay girls who fancy straight girls I feel sorry for.
Except I don't think gay marriage helps there...
Tom Scola - Jul 02, 2009 9:33:44 am PDT #27110 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Wasn't this the plot of a movie?
Berlusconi model 'faked' romance
An Italian man says an aspiring model embroiled in a scandal involving Silvio Berlusconi asked him to pose as her boyfriend after she had met the PM.
Jessica - Jul 02, 2009 9:34:45 am PDT #27111 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I can't help but find the "gay sex is threatening because it's SO MUCH BETTER!" meme frankly hilarious. It's also infuriating, but on the overall scale of offensive homophobic bullshit out there? I think Betsy H-P said it best in LJ:
honey, it's people like you who wind up getting arrested for their wide stances.
Cashmere - Jul 02, 2009 9:38:30 am PDT #27112 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ugh. My cousin just called and asked me to borrow $1800 TODAY. Apparently, they are closing on their refinance and needed the cash to close the deal.
Um, wouldn't you know about that ahead of time? And plan for it?
So awkward. I turned her down because it would have been digging too deep for us to hand over that kind of cash. Plus it just seemed stupid and I can't be guaranteed she'd pay us back.
Family FAIL.
Kathy A - Jul 02, 2009 9:38:44 am PDT #27113 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, such a bad pun!