Elderly retired boxing champ beats six kinds of crap out of drunken burglar neighbour
A British hard-partying 24-year-old bartender got upset that his elderly neighbour called the cops over all the noise he was making, so he got drunk and broke into the 72-year-old's house, wielding some kind of Mall Ninja knife that incorporated brass knuckles. What he didn't know was that the neighbour was a retired boxing champ, and the older man beat the everloving crap out of the would-be assailant. The judge in the case sentenced the burglar to four and a half years and said, of the beating, "You got what you deserved."
Cuddly felted Jabba the Hutt
Flickr user Kit Lane's created this beautiful felted Jabba the Hutt (with bunny rabbit). I could cuddle the slimy little bastard all day!
Happy Birthday, Frankenbuddha!
Didja know Han Solo had a different co-pilot before Chewbacca?
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Happy birthday, Frank!
I kind of got in trouble at work, but still basically think everyone can fuck off. Oops.
Happy birthday Frank!
I am only here for two days and then it's weekend again. You would think that would inspire me to be productive, but NSM.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. I have the day off (I always try to take my b-day off). I'm supposed to be driving up to Maine today for the 4th, but the weather here is killing any and all motivation. The chilly gloom has finally gotten to me.
I mean, yeah, on the one hand, I'm kinda psyched I haven't even had to break out a fan yet, let alone one of the AC units. On the very large other, I saw more sunshine in two days I was in Seattle than I have in the two weeks since I got back. That ain't right. And right now it is pissing rain with thunder (so a taking a shower isn't a very good idea), and it's so dark it feels like it's just after sunset. DO. NOT. WANT.
