Holy crap. My mom just texted me.
t looks outside to see if the sky is falling
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Holy crap. My mom just texted me.
t looks outside to see if the sky is falling
How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
How long can you stay awake?
I just noticed I got a work call on my cell at like 6:30. If I had noticed then, I would have called back, but now? Eh. It's not a crisis.
You planning on going to sleep any time in the near future?
I must have committed some dire offense in the eyes of my roommate's cat, because we are on day two of revenge pooping on my bathroom floor.
Big storm moving through. I need to get an awning for one of my outdoor areas (balcony!) so I can sit outside and watch. I've got such great views off the back.
Ahrg. I have eye twitch. Started in my eyelid and now is my eyebrow. Make it stop!
Now is a good time to record your Groucho Marx impression.
Why did we buy Alaska in the 1950s?
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Ummmm, polar bear?
Exactly! One of the polarest bears ever.