How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Wash ,'The Message'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2009 3:56:08 pm PDT #26953 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jesse - Jul 01, 2009 3:58:03 pm PDT #26954 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How long can you stay awake?
I just noticed I got a work call on my cell at like 6:30. If I had noticed then, I would have called back, but now? Eh. It's not a crisis.
Barb - Jul 01, 2009 3:58:20 pm PDT #26955 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
You planning on going to sleep any time in the near future?
shrift - Jul 01, 2009 4:04:09 pm PDT #26956 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I must have committed some dire offense in the eyes of my roommate's cat, because we are on day two of revenge pooping on my bathroom floor.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2009 4:29:46 pm PDT #26957 of 30000
Big storm moving through. I need to get an awning for one of my outdoor areas (balcony!) so I can sit outside and watch. I've got such great views off the back.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2009 4:59:16 pm PDT #26958 of 30000
Ahrg. I have eye twitch. Started in my eyelid and now is my eyebrow. Make it stop!
Juliebird - Jul 01, 2009 5:24:51 pm PDT #26959 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Now is a good time to record your Groucho Marx impression.
juliana - Jul 01, 2009 6:05:44 pm PDT #26960 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Why did we buy Alaska in the 1950s?
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Ummmm, polar bear?
-t - Jul 01, 2009 6:10:06 pm PDT #26961 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Exactly! One of the polarest bears ever.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2009 6:14:36 pm PDT #26962 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is polar bear an F2F injoke?