How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 01, 2009 3:56:08 pm PDT #26953 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Jesse - Jul 01, 2009 3:58:03 pm PDT #26954 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
How long can you stay awake?
I just noticed I got a work call on my cell at like 6:30. If I had noticed then, I would have called back, but now? Eh. It's not a crisis.
Barb - Jul 01, 2009 3:58:20 pm PDT #26955 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
You planning on going to sleep any time in the near future?
shrift - Jul 01, 2009 4:04:09 pm PDT #26956 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I must have committed some dire offense in the eyes of my roommate's cat, because we are on day two of revenge pooping on my bathroom floor.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2009 4:29:46 pm PDT #26957 of 30000
Big storm moving through. I need to get an awning for one of my outdoor areas (balcony!) so I can sit outside and watch. I've got such great views off the back.
sarameg - Jul 01, 2009 4:59:16 pm PDT #26958 of 30000
Ahrg. I have eye twitch. Started in my eyelid and now is my eyebrow. Make it stop!
Juliebird - Jul 01, 2009 5:24:51 pm PDT #26959 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Now is a good time to record your Groucho Marx impression.
juliana - Jul 01, 2009 6:05:44 pm PDT #26960 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Why did we buy Alaska in the 1950s?
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Ummmm, polar bear?
-t - Jul 01, 2009 6:10:06 pm PDT #26961 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Exactly! One of the polarest bears ever.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2009 6:14:36 pm PDT #26962 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is polar bear an F2F injoke?