River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jun 27, 2009 10:34:34 am PDT #26210 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

How can a man who has a PhD and understands things like linear algebra be so completely lacking in common sense and ability to plan things?

There does seem to be an inverse relationship between the intelligence needed for one's academic field and common sense. Bob's former roommate had a masters in electrical engineering and a philosophy PhD and thought his cat was female. Because it had nipples.

[Have I told that one before?]


Jesse - Jun 27, 2009 10:38:30 am PDT #26211 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's hilarious.

There is a reason the absent-minded professor stereotype exists...


Sheryl - Jun 27, 2009 10:53:18 am PDT #26212 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Happy Birthday JZ!


Cass - Jun 27, 2009 10:55:02 am PDT #26213 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, JZ!


Theodosia - Jun 27, 2009 10:58:51 am PDT #26214 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Veterinarians tell tales of families bringing in their cats or dogs and asking what the six evenly spaced hairless bumps are. Clearly more people need a refresher on 'mammalian characteristics' and what they imply.


Kathy A - Jun 27, 2009 11:01:08 am PDT #26215 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy Happy JZ Day!!!

We had a cranky toddler sighting at the bookstore--she was upset because she didn't get the book she wanted and cried and cried until her dad was taking her out.

I was very suddenly woken up with a massive charlie horse in my right calf--boy, did that hurt!! It was tender for a while this morning.

Work was pretty dead--not a good sign for the rest of the summer. And, I have to work next Saturday, July 4; I had made the mistake of assuming we'd be closed. Oh, well, I don't have plans until the 5th (Mundelein holiday parade, which goes past my friend's house and is fun to watch).


§ ita § - Jun 27, 2009 11:27:40 am PDT #26216 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

thought his cat was female. Because it had nipples.

Maybe he has no nipples.

Happy birthday, JZ!


SuziQ - Jun 27, 2009 11:39:58 am PDT #26217 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

There does seem to be an inverse relationship between the intelligence needed for one's academic field and common sense.

Absolutely. I work with a ton of engeineers. My father is an engineer with his PhD. They prove this theory daily.

On the other hand, this theory is what keeps me in a job. I help the engineers handle the administrative side of their projects. While they may know their technical stuff inside and out, handling the internal project management stuff is HARD.


Barb - Jun 27, 2009 11:42:22 am PDT #26218 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

For the absent-minded professor types, noticing that the garbage can needs a new bag is hard.


Hil R. - Jun 27, 2009 11:45:49 am PDT #26219 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

For the absent-minded professor types, noticing that the garbage can needs a new bag is hard.

I was going to object to the stereotyping. But, well. t glances into kitchen Yeah.

However! I was just talking to my mother, and we were planning something for vacation that will require my sister and me driving somewhere, and she was worried because she didn't think that either of us knew how to get where we were going, and we'd be in the car that doesn't have the GPS system. I said, "Getting directions is easy enough." She said, "How?" I said, "Find out the address, go to google maps, type it in, ..." and she said, "Oh! I'd forgotten that you can get directions without the GPS!"

So I feel slightly better now.