Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Jun 22, 2009 3:49:40 pm PDT #25286 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Egad Kat, I think you just earned either a Xanax or a martini. Or maybe both.


Dana - Jun 22, 2009 3:51:00 pm PDT #25287 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, Dana, I hate the JNC, I hate Word, and I hate Tino, but I do so love you.

A lot of the formatting information in the document is contained in that last paragraph mark, so ditching it sometimes helps. It's named after the woman who taught people to do it, though of course I can't remember that name.

(Also, what can be done to lure you into singing at one of the F2Fs? Hec and I were just lamenting that one or the other of us has met you at several but we've never yet heard you sing a note.)

Um, I've done the Buffy singalongs and was singing along to stuff at Prom last night. Personally, I kind of like the idea of a Dr. Horrible singalong, though we didn't manage either this year.


P.M. Marc - Jun 22, 2009 3:55:54 pm PDT #25288 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

JZ, the C&P of all but the last para should work. What version of Word?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 22, 2009 3:58:44 pm PDT #25289 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hec and I were just lamenting that one or the other of us has met you at several but we've never yet heard you sing a note.

I hope I'll be able to see her sing when we are in New Orleans this Christmas.

I just squashed a black widow that was crawling on Noah's back. And I did it without any thought other than spider on baby = bad.

Oh my sweet Jebus, that is horrible! There are black widows crawling around in Los Angeles? SHUDDER TIMES A ZILLION.


Cashmere - Jun 22, 2009 4:13:42 pm PDT #25290 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I saw a special on black widows on Nature or something--some people who work outside in proximity to them, if bitten, will forgo use of the antidote because of a high risk of allergic reaction or a possible lessening of the effectiveness of the antivenin later on (if they continue to have a high risk of bites from black widows or rattlesnakes).

Kids who are bitten usually can't take the antivenin, either and have to be treated with muscle relaxers and pain killers to get through the awful pain.


Kat - Jun 22, 2009 4:38:40 pm PDT #25291 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

It was actually a really tiny black widow spider. Not like the one we killed in front of the front door. This one was super small. I only figured it was a black widow after I squished it.

Still have to make it to LAX and then into the airport then onto the plane and then I hope an uneventful flight.

Travel ~ma appreciated.


Juliebird - Jun 22, 2009 4:43:03 pm PDT #25292 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

black widow...baby

I'm still twitching.

Sitting here in the dark and feel something largish fall off from my sock. Take a freaked-out peak and it's one of those weirdly squat crickets/grasshopper/katydids that are slow as molasses.

Nature and I? We are not one. Time to put bells on the cats and fix the screens.

::twitchtwitch::


Juliebird - Jun 22, 2009 4:49:08 pm PDT #25293 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

found the other cricket I thought I'd booted out the door wiggling in the toe of my clog. Good thing my toes don't jam all the way up. Toe cricket jam and all.


megan walker - Jun 22, 2009 5:36:29 pm PDT #25294 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Aaargh! I think Tino just got a new job. Chase has doubled the minimum payment on the student loan balance I'm carrying with them. So now I have to find an extra $200 in my monthly budget.


Hil R. - Jun 22, 2009 6:10:06 pm PDT #25295 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I suppose this is another of those regional food questions: have you heard of blondies? As in, the dessert item? I baked some and brought them into my office today, and no one had any idea what I was talking about when I offered them. I had to explain to everybody what they were.