Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jun 08, 2009 6:49:37 am PDT #23253 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I looked at the CNN website this morning and I'm wonder how they got a picture of my dog.

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I don't know what the article is about, but that picture looks EXACTLY like my dog.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 6:50:30 am PDT #23254 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

that picture looks EXACTLY like my dog.

Perhaps your dog is a Cylon?


Gudanov - Jun 08, 2009 6:51:06 am PDT #23255 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Perhaps your dog is a Cylon?

He doesn't seem to have a plan.


Shir - Jun 08, 2009 6:52:34 am PDT #23256 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

He doesn't seem to have a plan.

Good. Then it's working.


Gudanov - Jun 08, 2009 6:53:08 am PDT #23257 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Though now that I think about it, I can't figure out what the hell the Cylon's plan was anyhow.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 6:58:23 am PDT #23258 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He doesn't seem to have a plan.

Maybe he's a sleeper agent, so you won't notice anything until he's activated.

Just to be safe, you'd better keep him away from Edward Olmos.


Shir - Jun 08, 2009 6:59:49 am PDT #23259 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Just to be safe, you'd better keep him away from Edward Olmos.

And appliances with bare cords.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 7:02:03 am PDT #23260 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, don't give him an atomic bomb.


Shir - Jun 08, 2009 7:08:32 am PDT #23261 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

And what ever you do, do not press the red button.
Or swim right after you ate.

I keep getting confused between those two.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 7:08:48 am PDT #23262 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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