Perhaps your dog is a Cylon?
He doesn't seem to have a plan.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jun 08, 2009 6:51:06 am PDT #23255 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Shir - Jun 08, 2009 6:52:34 am PDT #23256 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
He doesn't seem to have a plan.
Good. Then it's working.
Gudanov - Jun 08, 2009 6:53:08 am PDT #23257 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Though now that I think about it, I can't figure out what the hell the Cylon's plan was anyhow.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 6:58:23 am PDT #23258 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He doesn't seem to have a plan.
Maybe he's a sleeper agent, so you won't notice anything until he's activated.
Just to be safe, you'd better keep him away from Edward Olmos.
Shir - Jun 08, 2009 6:59:49 am PDT #23259 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Just to be safe, you'd better keep him away from Edward Olmos.
And appliances with bare cords.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 7:02:03 am PDT #23260 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, don't give him an atomic bomb.
Shir - Jun 08, 2009 7:08:32 am PDT #23261 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
And what ever you do, do not press the red button.
Or swim right after you ate.
I keep getting confused between those two.
tommyrot - Jun 08, 2009 7:08:48 am PDT #23262 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calculator Smells Like Chocolate!
This solar-powered functioning calculator looks and smells so much like a real chocolate bar, you’ll be tempted to break off one of the keypad squares and pop it in your mouth!
Great novelty for the bookkeeper in your life. Cute office novelty, too!
Kathy A - Jun 08, 2009 7:09:17 am PDT #23263 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, and Liza may be an icon, but she's an icon whose voice has gone so far south. I just wish she would stand up there and accept her dues without actually opening her mouth to sing any more.
GOD, yes! I was rather horrified at hearing how bad her voice was yesterday, especially considering that she apparently had it in good enough shape just recently to do a limited engagement on Broadway. Or maybe it was a show to say "I'm not dead yet!" and screw the vocals.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 08, 2009 7:23:36 am PDT #23264 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I suspect the latter. Hey, she's Liza. She'd sell tickets if her singing voice sounded like Dr. Girlfriend's as long as there are gay men in New York.