Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jun 06, 2009 5:43:05 pm PDT #23103 of 30000

OK, just found a flat squashed roach ON MY FUTON UNDER ME. NOT ON.

Again, glad they are dying. BUT NOT INSIDE.


sarameg - Jun 06, 2009 5:47:33 pm PDT #23104 of 30000

I have to say, this is desensitizing me. No mommy or daddy to rescue me. But OMGWTF still hates them. Now to douse the kitchen baseboards....


Juliebird - Jun 06, 2009 6:54:07 pm PDT #23105 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I found a dead roach under the sink, but so far so good. Besides all the other bugs flying in because I leave the front door wide open and the screen is off the dining room window so the cats can come and go when the front door is closed.

Neighbors are super awesome. They gave me beers and fed me dumplings on their tiki torch lit patio.

Their daughter gave me a tour of the house and my cute little apartment looks so dismal in comparison. And I wanted to smack her when she bemoaned the lack of two sinks in the master bath, because, hey, who they heck puts in a bathroom without the natural minimum of TWO SINKS. Culture shock.

She's twelve, I hate her (she's adorable, but she's a spoiled fucking brat, and there might be more than a correlation there).


Burrell - Jun 06, 2009 7:27:44 pm PDT #23106 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My kitty needs to get a serious haircut every spring or else our home turns into hairball city. The cut looks silly, but I know she eats and feels better with it.


Juliebird - Jun 06, 2009 7:33:39 pm PDT #23107 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

saw the chipmunk skulking across the dining room floor. Dude, the front door has been open all day for the past two days. Go out already!


Burrell - Jun 06, 2009 7:40:04 pm PDT #23108 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I bet your place has a lot more tasty treats than outside.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2009 8:29:26 pm PDT #23109 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

TiVo just grabbed me an episode of a newlywed reality show, and in a daze, I watched it. The gross challenge of the ep was removing as many bugs as possible from the kitchen with just your hands.

I don't do live bugs. It didn't seem clear if you could kill them first and then carry them out. Nasty, but doable.


aurelia - Jun 06, 2009 8:47:35 pm PDT #23110 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I saw the bloodiest show ever tonight. If Tarantino did live theatre, this is what it would be like. It was a funny show, but gnaaa. I'm feeling a need for puppies, butterflies and rainbows now.


meara - Jun 06, 2009 10:38:13 pm PDT #23111 of 30000

The gross challenge of the ep was removing as many bugs as possible from the kitchen with just your hands.

ita, I read this as EATING as many bugs from the kitchen with your hands, and i was thinking "Why are there enough bugs to eat in these peoples' kitchens?? Good lord!" And thinking that was a really gross challenge, to boot.

But then, I heard something I SERIOUSLY need the brain bleach for, tonight, so...I'm a little off.


sarameg - Jun 07, 2009 2:55:38 am PDT #23112 of 30000

Loki killed a roll of tp in the hall last night. Why I left it on the floor, knowing he has a paper fetish, I don't know.

2 dead roaches on the main floor this morning.