Actually, the South is pretty upfront about the collard greens. Expect pork.
Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jun 05, 2009 9:09:20 am PDT #22929 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DavidS - Jun 05, 2009 9:10:39 am PDT #22930 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Expect pork.
This would be a good answer to that Actor's Studio question, What do you want to hear when you arrive at St. Peter's gate in Heaven?
tommyrot - Jun 05, 2009 9:18:34 am PDT #22931 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So, if I have something screwed up in my TMJ joint in my jaw (preventing my teeth from lining up like they usually do when I close my mouth), who do I call? Oral surgeon? Dentist (and ask what oral surgeon they recommend)?
I think this is related to the TMJ surgery I had in '87....
Polter-Cow - Jun 05, 2009 9:19:50 am PDT #22932 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Today, in hilarious official responses to lawsuits:
Activision's none too pleased about Double Fine Productions' heavy metal epic Brütal Legend having gone to EA. So it's suing the developer. What say you, Double Fine president Tim Schafer?
"Hey, if Activision liked it, then they should have put a ring on it," Schafer said. "Oh great, now Beyoncé is going to sue me too."
Aims - Jun 05, 2009 9:23:54 am PDT #22933 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, is the punk playing t-ball? Right on.
She is! And Joe is assistant coaching!
Burrell - Jun 05, 2009 9:31:30 am PDT #22934 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
This weekend involves a sleepover at our house tonight. Which I hear involves cake and hot chocolate--that at least was the dessert request from our daughter.
Saturday there's a b-day party for one of Isaac's friends.
Sunday? I am unsure.
Calli - Jun 05, 2009 9:34:48 am PDT #22935 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
My sister is throwing a huge party for my niece's high school graduation. The graduation's tonight and the party's Sunday. We just got back from Sam's Club where we walked past their ginormous carts to nab one of their super-ginormous flat-beds on wheels. And then we filled the thing with unhealthy-and-yummy snacks and drinks.
Liese S. - Jun 05, 2009 9:49:25 am PDT #22936 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, thank goodness for you, sumi. I just programmed my tivo for Belmont. I missed Preakness because I'm clueless. I'm such a peripheral race fan. I really love it when I watch, I just don't remember to watch. Although I've rarely missed the Kentucky Derby, regardless of where I am.
Okay, so weekend: working today & tomorrow. Driving to & from New Mexico Sunday, thus missing the church picnic. Apparently there was a children's production of Jungle Book today, but I missed it.
What else? Weeding. Cleaning house. It badly needs it. Working on finances. Watching hockey. (Go Pens! All tied up!)
sumi - Jun 05, 2009 9:51:40 am PDT #22937 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Oh, I can't wait for the Belmont. I have high hopes for Mine that Bird - I like him so much.
Aims - Jun 05, 2009 9:51:49 am PDT #22938 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Boo Pens!! (Though, from what I've heard, last night's game was ugly for my Wings. I fell asleep and watched none of it.)