Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 31, 2009 4:38:02 am PDT #22127 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have determined that the Spare Cat is not an affection sponge. She is actually an Affection Mugger who is going to have that affection NOW, no matter what your plans at the moment happen to be.

She must be the twin sister of my cat.


Sheryl - May 31, 2009 4:39:57 am PDT #22128 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Looks like a lovely day, great for going to the Washington Folk Fest.


tommyrot - May 31, 2009 4:42:51 am PDT #22129 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Looks like a lovely day here too (but it's cool here by the lake). I am at the same cafe as yesterday, except I'm getting steak and eggs today.


Jesse - May 31, 2009 4:53:11 am PDT #22130 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, related to recent conversations, I saw my old boss from grad school yesterday, and he totally hugged me. I would not have gone that way, but I also don't dislike him, so of course I hugged back.


Kat - May 31, 2009 5:05:00 am PDT #22131 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Prom was a very huggy event. I generally feel like I-end-here-you-end-there don't touch me. But I couldn't be a hug-rejector either.

I have put Yo Gabba Gabba on the itouch and Noah is so happy to get Gabba on demand now. Sigh. I feel like an enabler.


Jesse - May 31, 2009 5:19:21 am PDT #22132 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have strong-armed certain people, but only in extreme circumstances.

I'm pretty sure I just saw this woman on an episode of Cash Cab: [link]


JZ - May 31, 2009 6:23:46 am PDT #22133 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

As it turned out, the front end of the apartment was much, much quieter than the back, and we all slept fine. We did wake briefly at 1 or so due to an inane front-stoop fight (Frat Boy A: incomprehensible whining and geebling; Frat Boy B (sullenly): Yeah, but I didn't do it! A: geeble; B: But I didn't do it!--for fifteen or twenty minutes, finally resolved when one of them got tired of it and just walked away), but the worst of the noise was definitely in back.

Random Matilda conversation, yesterday:

Matilda (peering in my mouth): What's that?
Me: My retainer.
Matilda: I get a retainer too!
Me: Your teeth are perfect now. Maybe when you're big.
Matilda (pondering): I got to grow. When I'm big. I will grow to be a big...big...big...big strong big, big, big...ROBOT.


billytea - May 31, 2009 6:29:06 am PDT #22134 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Matilda (pondering): I got to grow. When I'm big. I will grow to be a big...big...big...big strong big, big, big...ROBOT.

With a retainer!


Theodosia - May 31, 2009 7:13:39 am PDT #22135 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

FEAR THE WRATH OF ROBOMATILDA!

I wish I had a macro lens for my camera. There's all sorts of interesting looking bugs out and about in the garden.


Calli - May 31, 2009 8:00:49 am PDT #22136 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We'll have to get you this when Matilda reaches that point.