Okay, officially don't care if we want to deploy this weekend. Am tired of testing and updating code issues. Will now drink some Drambuie and then sleep for a millionty billion hours, and hope the peripheral edema is better when I wake up.
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 29, 2009 8:57:32 pm PDT #22011 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Theodosia - May 30, 2009 2:20:04 am PDT #22012 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Spare Cat has removed her staple by catching it in the soft fabric edging on her fabric e-collar. That damn cat is just talented, you know?
At least the wound is actually closing up and looking like it's healing well.
sarameg - May 30, 2009 3:08:53 am PDT #22013 of 30000
I don't want to conference call in 20 minutes, damnit.
tommyrot - May 30, 2009 3:49:00 am PDT #22014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
Shir - May 30, 2009 3:50:17 am PDT #22015 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
And they say there's no definition to happiness.
sarameg - May 30, 2009 3:59:09 am PDT #22016 of 30000
Please let this meeting end; someone already addressed my point, but I have to stick around to answer questions.
And I'm the last item on the agenda.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 30, 2009 4:01:16 am PDT #22017 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
I'm quite enjoying working in bed (don't intend to move much today). A cat would definitely complete the picture. The hamster just doesn't cut it. He always wants to run off the bed...
msbelle - May 30, 2009 4:03:18 am PDT #22018 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mac wants food. I was happily sleeping.
Stephanie - May 30, 2009 4:16:24 am PDT #22019 of 30000
Trust my rage
At what age do they get cereal themselves on Saturday morning?
billytea - May 30, 2009 4:17:51 am PDT #22020 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And they say there's no definition to happiness.
In this vein, I've taken up a new pastime that I'm happy to recommend. I call it "Sleeping with a baby on my tummy."
Sleeping with a Baby on Your Tummy
1. Make sure that you're comfortable before you start. It may be tricky to find a different position later.
2. The baby, on the other hand, will be very comfortable indeed. Probably even if you have ROCK HARD ABS!! (I can only guess at this. I don't have ROCK HARD ABS!! myself.)
3. Seek the permission of one or both of the baby's parents before attempting this.
4. Although this is a matter of personal preference, I would recommend that you leave the baby's nappy on. (The baby. If you found this at all ambiguous, I don't know how to help you. I'm sorry.)
5. Never shake a baby. If you have a shaky tummy, a Velcro solution might be right for you.
6. It is important to get the arrangement in the right order. Do not attempt sleeping with your tummy on a baby.
Tune in next week for our next instalment, "Bungee jumping with a baby on your tummy".
Bungee Jumping with a Baby on Your Tummy
Good grief man, I can't recommend that!