Spare Cat has removed her staple by catching it in the soft fabric edging on her fabric e-collar. That damn cat is just talented, you know?
At least the wound is actually closing up and looking like it's healing well.
Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
'Serenity'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - May 30, 2009 2:20:04 am PDT #22012 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
sarameg - May 30, 2009 3:08:53 am PDT #22013 of 30000
I don't want to conference call in 20 minutes, damnit.
tommyrot - May 30, 2009 3:49:00 am PDT #22014 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
Shir - May 30, 2009 3:50:17 am PDT #22015 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
And they say there's no definition to happiness.
sarameg - May 30, 2009 3:59:09 am PDT #22016 of 30000
Please let this meeting end; someone already addressed my point, but I have to stick around to answer questions.
And I'm the last item on the agenda.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 30, 2009 4:01:16 am PDT #22017 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I'm lying in bed. There is a cat on my back.
I'm quite enjoying working in bed (don't intend to move much today). A cat would definitely complete the picture. The hamster just doesn't cut it. He always wants to run off the bed...
msbelle - May 30, 2009 4:03:18 am PDT #22018 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mac wants food. I was happily sleeping.
Stephanie - May 30, 2009 4:16:24 am PDT #22019 of 30000
Trust my rage
At what age do they get cereal themselves on Saturday morning?
billytea - May 30, 2009 4:17:51 am PDT #22020 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And they say there's no definition to happiness.
In this vein, I've taken up a new pastime that I'm happy to recommend. I call it "Sleeping with a baby on my tummy."
Sleeping with a Baby on Your Tummy
1. Make sure that you're comfortable before you start. It may be tricky to find a different position later.
2. The baby, on the other hand, will be very comfortable indeed. Probably even if you have ROCK HARD ABS!! (I can only guess at this. I don't have ROCK HARD ABS!! myself.)
3. Seek the permission of one or both of the baby's parents before attempting this.
4. Although this is a matter of personal preference, I would recommend that you leave the baby's nappy on. (The baby. If you found this at all ambiguous, I don't know how to help you. I'm sorry.)
5. Never shake a baby. If you have a shaky tummy, a Velcro solution might be right for you.
6. It is important to get the arrangement in the right order. Do not attempt sleeping with your tummy on a baby.
Tune in next week for our next instalment, "Bungee jumping with a baby on your tummy".
Bungee Jumping with a Baby on Your Tummy
Good grief man, I can't recommend that!
tommyrot - May 30, 2009 4:19:02 am PDT #22021 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sadly, I had to leave the kitty and go out for breakfast, as I'm very hungry. But now I have nummy coffee, and soon, eggs benedict.