Jesse, it will show up on the day you decide to wear your nicest pair of panties, with white pants and sit down on a white sofa while you're out with a hot guy.
But only if you have no tampon or pad.
Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - May 27, 2009 4:47:57 pm PDT #21536 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Burrell - May 27, 2009 4:49:46 pm PDT #21537 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I used to have clockwork periods, every 28 days.
I haven't had another period yet since the one when I went off hormonal birth control in early April.
That's not so long ago when you consider that your body has to start ovulating first. (TMI font) I tend to get sharp, owie cramps that last a few hours when I ovulate. So... expect a period about 2 weeks after the weird, random cramps.
Jesse - May 27, 2009 4:50:10 pm PDT #21538 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse, it will show up on the day you decide to wear your nicest pair of panties, with white pants and sit down on a white sofa while you're out with a hot guy.
Heh. I've been wearing new light panties to bring it on! I think I need to find the hot guy to really make it happen.
Jesse - May 27, 2009 4:50:47 pm PDT #21539 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've never had the mittleschmertz before, Burell, so I don't know that I'd start now.
§ ita § - May 27, 2009 4:51:49 pm PDT #21540 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I used to have clockwork periods, every 28 days.
I used to be 28.5. It was marvellous.
I think I need to find the hot guy to really make it happen.
Word.
Burrell - May 27, 2009 4:53:06 pm PDT #21541 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Mmmm, pasta.
One moment I loved in MIchael Pollen's book was when he was arguing that America, collectively, suffers from an eating disorder, and his proof was that we had come to demonize bread and pasta, two foods that never did anything to harm anyone.
P.M. Marc - May 27, 2009 4:54:50 pm PDT #21542 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
The only time I had 28 day cycles was when I was on the pill. A short cycle for me was 35 days. Mirena = no real cycle to speak of, of course.
Kat - May 27, 2009 4:55:03 pm PDT #21543 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Except for the people who have a tendency towards diabetes. (Admittedly, I hated Michael Pollen's most recent books, though I loved Botany of Desire).
Jessica - May 27, 2009 5:07:05 pm PDT #21544 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I had no periods at ALL on BC pills, but I did gain about 15 lbs. (Judging by the amount I kept off after D was weaned - I pretty much didn't notice any of the side effects of BC until I went off it and realized, hey, THIS is what not feeling like crap all the time is like! This is great!)
beth b - May 27, 2009 5:07:55 pm PDT #21545 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
speaking as a person with diabetes, Pasta and bread are still not evil. The general diet of people from the USA -- way more bread and pasta and not enough fruits and vegetables. Low fiber is more evil.
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