Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 18, 2009 10:44:50 am PDT #20022 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I snapped. Went to the ER this morning. I no longer have that damned headache. Just a dull pain. It's bliss! And they fed me again. Shame about the whole scrambled eggs thing. But there were breakfast potatoes and some pretty good (what they said were) vegetable sausage.

Working on a pre-screening questionnaire for a job application. I bet they won't even read the whole thing. I've been working on it for more than half an hour so far.

The question I'm leaving for last is "why are you interested in working with [redacted]?" For the money, people. For the money.


beth b - May 18, 2009 10:50:43 am PDT #20023 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Hate that question.

Because if isn't just for money the real reason is something like my current job is driving me batshit, or my commute with be shorter or something equally pragmatic.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 18, 2009 10:50:53 am PDT #20024 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is that the sort of thing where "for the money" is understood but they expect you to fill in answers like "I look forward to the challenge of expanding my skillset and taking on responsibilities outside the areas I've previously worked in"?


§ ita § - May 18, 2009 10:54:41 am PDT #20025 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that the sort of thing where "for the money" is understood but they expect you to fill in answers

I certainly hope so. Because I don't know their company from a hole in the wall.


-t - May 18, 2009 10:54:41 am PDT #20026 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Glad the headache is gone!


tommyrot - May 18, 2009 10:55:12 am PDT #20027 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that the sort of thing where "for the money" is understood but they expect you to fill in answers like "I look forward to the challenge of expanding my skillset and taking on responsibilities outside the areas I've previously worked in"?

Ooh. You could give an answer that at first glance they'll think is good, when in fact it's not.

"I look forward to the challenge of enhancing my skillet with eggs and bacon and fresh vegetables."


beth b - May 18, 2009 11:16:27 am PDT #20028 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like it


Kat - May 18, 2009 11:56:56 am PDT #20029 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I need to sit down and read through all these measures because I have a feeling that some of them may make things worse, but I'm not sure which ones those are.

I read through this: [link] and now I'm reading ballotpedia!


-t - May 18, 2009 12:01:34 pm PDT #20030 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, cool, that's exactly what I need.

ION, my label maker just came, and quite aside from the inherent "Yay" of the labelmaker, it came packaged in a clamshell that was easy to open! I'm amazed.


Lee - May 18, 2009 12:08:18 pm PDT #20031 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey Kat and -t, how are you going to vote on Tuesday?