I believe that's my hey. Hey!

Xander ,'Storyteller'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 08, 2009 7:10:07 am PDT #18580 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm really pleased with myself for having bagged up the many shoes I haven't worn in years, even if the bags haven't made it out of my house yet. And even though all of the shoes were living in the bottom of my closet, so I never really saw them. Progress!

I wonder if anyone on eBay would want to buy my Buffy VHS tapes? I am also super excited about having listed two things for sale on eBay, even though it's only two, and only one has a bid. The auctions end in a couple of hours, and each has several people watching, so I have hopes...


Sophia Brooks - May 08, 2009 7:16:25 am PDT #18581 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was just reading some of the job descriptions at my uni, and one of them (an Admin Asst position, because colleges are weird) asks for either a Bachelors Degree or at least 2 years of "secretarial or word processing studies" and equivalent experience. You can get a 2 year degree in "word processing studies"???


JZ - May 08, 2009 7:17:07 am PDT #18582 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The Buffistas are all over eBay this week, aren't we?

I've got two things up right now (a rare Sally from Nightmare and an old McSweeney's), and even though they don't end for another 4 days and change I can't stop hovering.

And now I need to know how your tapes do, Jesse!

The only VHS tape I really need to keep is the unaired Buffy pilot with the Wrong Willow. Except I can't even find it right now amongst all the clutter. I suspect it's in one of the boxes in my dad's basement.


tommyrot - May 08, 2009 7:21:32 am PDT #18583 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You can get a 2 year degree in "word processing studies"???

Some classes:

History of Word Processing 101
History of Word Processing 102
Word Processing, Society and You
Word Processing: A Post-Modern Feminist Perspective
Advanced Word Processing Thesis
Word Processing: Independent Study


Gudanov - May 08, 2009 7:28:08 am PDT #18584 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

History of Word Processing 101 - Cool, the age of Wordstar.

History of Word Processing 102 - The age of Word Perfect.

Word Processing, Society and You - The modern era of Microsoft Word and meaning of OpenOffice.org.

Advanced Word Processing Thesis - The Ribbon, boon or bust.


JZ - May 08, 2009 7:30:05 am PDT #18585 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I keep wanting to come up with a Word Processing Theory & Cognition course that has something to do with spellcheck and prescriptivism vs. descriptivism, but my brain is not cooperating. Think of something witty; pretend I said it.


Gudanov - May 08, 2009 7:32:58 am PDT #18586 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Word Processing: A Post-Modern Feminist Perspective - Why clippy had to die.


tommyrot - May 08, 2009 7:33:05 am PDT #18587 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spellcheck: Utopia or Facism


Sue - May 08, 2009 7:36:08 am PDT #18588 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Wite out: Colonialism in Word Processing.


tommyrot - May 08, 2009 7:36:45 am PDT #18589 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or maybe:

Film Studies 701: Portrayal of Spellcheck in Modern Dystopic Cinema.