Hee. (Edit: That was at Jen, not flea.)

Madness: I got a full-page, full color brochure from the mayor today, because he's running for a third term. They direct you to the website to volunteer. He doesn't even want my money!

clamping her mouth shut so I have to pry her jaw open!

Amarna did that when I would catch her and hold her to the ground, then try and force her mouth open. Having her in mid-air seemed to fool her into thinking she was heading for the carrier, so she went into automatic "complain as loud as I can" mode. Having her mouth open on its own made the whole procedure much easier--just wait for the meowing to start, then squirt it in and let her run away. Just make sure you have the dropper ready to go before you pick her up!

Wait, you can be evicted because you had bedbugs? How is that right? If you have a lease, can't you only be evicted for, like, doing bad things? Bedbugs are not your fault, surely?

They say they couldn't treat the bedbugs properly because I had too much stuff and my apartment was messy. Now they're saying it's my fault some other tenants are leaving.

Wait, you can be evicted because you had bedbugs? How is that right? If you have a lease, can't you only be evicted for, like, doing bad things? Bedbugs are not your fault, surely?

That's what I was wondering. Your landlord would have to have evidence that you knowingly brought bedbugs in (or wantonly disregarded their presence). And since you busted your ass to exterminate them, I think that disproves the "wanton disregard" theory.

Also, why do I open the door when I know it's someone I don't want to talk to??

Chicago has a pretty good renters rights policy, tom. Definitely check it out, because I'm guessing that they're the ones in violation, not you.

In more random news, msbelle, did you know that Rich from fourfour (also the VH1 blog) has a twitter that is all about what song is in his head? Because he does.

They say they couldn't treat the bedbugs properly because I had too much stuff and my apartment was messy.

Does your lease specify an amount of stuff that's the maximum a tenant can have? If not, they can't evict you for "too much stuff" unless it's an actual danger. *And* you made HUGE efforts in good faith to help them out, by getting rid of half your stuff.

Now they're saying it's my fault some other tenants are leaving.

They can be annoyed at you, but, again, they'd need proof that there could be NO other reason that the tenants were leaving.

Chicago has a pretty good renters rights policy, tom. Definitely check it out, because I'm guessing that they're the ones in violation, not you.

Totally. At the very least, it buys you time to apartment-hunt, unstead of having to rush and have it done in 30 days.

Start here, tommyrot: [link]

(Ever since I had a crazy landlady who tried to keep the entire deposit because we didn't dust the windowsills when we moved out, I've been a crusader for tenants' rights.)