Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 06, 2009 10:57:35 am PDT #18227 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My UPS guy comes at night.


Jesse - May 06, 2009 10:58:09 am PDT #18228 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(That's what she said.)


Gudanov - May 06, 2009 11:00:02 am PDT #18229 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

My UPS guy comes at night.

I think they were talking about when they come to deliver packages.


shrift - May 06, 2009 11:01:21 am PDT #18230 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have called and made a doctor's appointment. Now I need to indulge in retail therapy as a reward for... acting like an adult, I guess.


JenP - May 06, 2009 11:06:39 am PDT #18231 of 30000

Oh, what was it? Someone came into my office as I was watching, so I missed the end.

"This just in: putting your hair in a pony tail is not the same as taking a shower."


Sparky1 - May 06, 2009 11:20:33 am PDT #18232 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

UPS would never deliver my packages in Berkeley and I wrote many complaints when the driver would do things like ignore my neighbor who was watching for him and walk away when she offered to sign for my stuff. And then there was the time they changed the delivery address on something, without my permission, because I'd changed it once on a previous package.

Here they manage to toss them onto my porch without a problem.


Jesse - May 06, 2009 11:27:11 am PDT #18233 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"This just in: putting your hair in a pony tail is not the same as taking a shower."

Oh, I did hear that! Good one. No, I'm sorry, it's not the same. It may be good enough, but it is not the same.


Kathy A - May 06, 2009 11:29:36 am PDT #18234 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember the one time I had eyeglasses delivered to me via Airborne Express and they never buzzed my apartment (I was home that morning) but instead left the package sitting on the sidewalk in front of the door, when they could have at least opened the door and put it inside the lobby. Anyone walking by on the sidewalk could have taken it with nary a hitch in their step.


Toddson - May 06, 2009 11:31:03 am PDT #18235 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I am very, very glad I live in a building where there are people at the front desk who sign for packages. In a neighborhood close by they have constant problems with deliveries - drivers who make no attempt to knock or ring the bell and, against all requests, leave packages on the front porch ... where they are immediately stolen. Someone rigged up a camera and caught the UPS guy dumping the package and the thief barely waiting for him to clear the porch before grabbing it.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 06, 2009 11:33:55 am PDT #18236 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My UPS guy comes at night.

I'm imagining this being said by a disheveled little girl wearing a combat helmet.