What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2009 12:53:38 pm PDT #17144 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well that was funny.

Plus he's an atheist, right?

Also, he ain't got tine to bleed.


Dana - Apr 28, 2009 12:58:03 pm PDT #17145 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Okay, things of which the dog is suspicious: tile floors, mirrors, the TV.

Things which are okay: the outdoors, the carpet, head skritches.


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2009 1:01:47 pm PDT #17146 of 30000
brillig

Why do dogs dislike tile flooring?


Sue - Apr 28, 2009 1:38:30 pm PDT #17147 of 30000
hip deep in pie

1976 Swine Flu PSAs: [link]


Ginger - Apr 28, 2009 2:05:16 pm PDT #17148 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter.

Gerald Ford so wishes that were true.


sarameg - Apr 28, 2009 2:06:39 pm PDT #17149 of 30000

Yay doggy! You going to put treats on the tile to make it friendly? "Look! A floor that FEEDS you!"

Wait, that might not be such a good idea unless you don't believe in the five second rule...

I would like one night in which I'm not battling Verizon's phone trees. Good lord. And for no explicable reason, after it couldn't understand my clear enunciation for the third time, it sent me to a rep. A rep after 6 pm. While yesterday I was told by the snotbot to call back between 8 and 6. Grr. Hate the snotbot.


Ginger - Apr 28, 2009 2:09:05 pm PDT #17150 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Wait, that might not be such a good idea unless you don't believe in the five second rule...

Dogs believe in the three-week rule.


Cashmere - Apr 28, 2009 2:41:54 pm PDT #17151 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Why do dogs dislike tile flooring?

Maybe the click of their nails or the fact that they may find it slippy? Some dogs love tile--especially when it's hot outside and they find they can lie in comfort on it.


shrift - Apr 28, 2009 2:58:54 pm PDT #17152 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And my credit card number has been stolen AGAIN. Motherfuckers. I need to make a list of all the places I'll have to change my account number this time.


shrift - Apr 28, 2009 3:25:19 pm PDT #17153 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was just raging about how it hadn't even been a year since the last time this happened, but then I checked my email history and discovered that was in 2007.