Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 25, 2009 9:59:46 am PDT #16758 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

::wraps ita in layer upon layer of cotton wool::


Cashmere - Apr 25, 2009 10:13:10 am PDT #16759 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

ita, do you have any liquid hydrogen peroxide? That should definitely take blood out. And I hope you're alright.


flea - Apr 25, 2009 10:14:56 am PDT #16760 of 30000
information libertarian

Shooting in my neighborhood: [link]

The location is about 4 blocks from my house. Three people killed, suspect, a UGA professor, on the loose. This is a very small town; someone we know just wrote a grant with him. Hope this wasn't where our friends' dance recital was this afternoon.


Sue - Apr 25, 2009 10:15:42 am PDT #16761 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Oh ita!

::wraps ita in layer upon layer of cotton wool::

wraps all ita's hard surfaces in bubble wrap.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 25, 2009 10:41:44 am PDT #16762 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Her first house, which is contributing to her stress level, as you can imagine.

Indeed. We're not up to buying yet - we were looking, but have decided to put it off for now. But moving sucks, generally. (I use a wheelchair so need accessible places, and we've moved a lot. It's a frequently recurring nightmare.) *Ouch* on the fainting and knee - hope Aleve does the trick.


aurelia - Apr 25, 2009 10:56:39 am PDT #16763 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

ita, I wish I had the ability to design a Weeble device for you.

That's very scary, Flea.

I think my vacuum cleaner is dead, or nearly so. I shut it off when it started smelling like smoke. I'd love a Roomba, but it might take as much effort to prevent the thing from choking on cat toys as it would to just push a vacuum around.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2009 11:05:20 am PDT #16764 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think I may have unwittingly flirted my way into free drinks at lunch today. I was just smiling because I'm happy, and was only as courteous as usual, but my waitress (whom I do not know) started blushing and comped part of my ticket.


bon bon - Apr 25, 2009 11:26:57 am PDT #16765 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Bea Arthur passed: [link]

I'm surprised she was 86. She did actually seem younger, though I guess she couldn't be.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2009 11:34:09 am PDT #16766 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

do you have any liquid hydrogen peroxide? That should definitely take blood out.

I do have some of that around. Oxyclean took out the small stains, but the big one looks kinda dark still. I'll give it a shot.

I'm pretty sure I'm nothing but sore. I'm just sore in enough different places that there are no comfortable positions. And I think I have to relearn how to wrap my leg without cutting off circulation to the calf. Knees are tricky that way.

wraps all ita's hard surfaces in bubble wrap.

This time it was either the wall or the floor that did the damage. I managed to make it all the way past the bedside table of doom that lurks in my living room! I just forgot about the rest of the environment.

Yikes on the shooting. That is totally scary.

Bea? Wow. I knew she was old, but I sort of viewed her as statically so.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2009 11:34:27 am PDT #16767 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ita, take care of yourself!