Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'

'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2009 11:29:12 am PST #167 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The speech I gave my abstainant cousins before they left for college was, "You've set a difficult standard of behavior for yourself and that's always an admirable thing. But if for some reason you don't live up to that standard you can either a) go "crap, I messed up" and return to your former behavior or b) pay for it for the rest of your lives. Get some condoms, put them in your dresser, and never ever open them."

What's so difficult about that, people?


Jesse - Jan 08, 2009 11:31:18 am PST #168 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

These girls had learned that the same statistic meant that, in real-world situations, as opposed to controlled ones where everything is done perfectly, 10% of acts of intercourse with a condom resulted in pregnancy.

Oh lord.

I am having a seriously eye-stabby day. And so are my coworkers! Whyfor, people???

Oh, and I think it's juvenile crime that peaks after 3pm, not juvenile Doing It. Sorry for spreading erroneous facts.


Hil R. - Jan 08, 2009 11:31:52 am PST #169 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At my college, anyway, it was kind of hard to avoid getting condoms. There were some in the orientation packet, there was a basket of them in every dorm common room, and just about every group giving out freebies included condoms. One of my friends made a mosaic on her wall out of them, and it was at least two feet square. (And these were all ones that had been given to her, not ones she'd taken from the free baskets.)


Lee - Jan 08, 2009 11:39:25 am PST #170 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

FatCat 1, Owner/Tabby/Boston Terrier 0

I know I shouldn't find that funny, all things considered, but HEE!


javachik - Jan 08, 2009 11:41:04 am PST #171 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Javachick, have you ever read Blankets?

Nope. Should I?


Tom Scola - Jan 08, 2009 11:45:29 am PST #172 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Should I?

It's an excellent book. It sounds very similar to your own experiences. I don't know if that's a good thing, though.


juliana - Jan 08, 2009 11:58:17 am PST #173 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I know I shouldn't find that funny, all things considered, but HEE!

You were the person I was thinking of when I posted that.


§ ita § - Jan 08, 2009 12:00:17 pm PST #174 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I cannot find a comfortable position. I suspect there won't be one until tomorrow. But the nerves on the left side of C3-C7 (well, at least the useless ones) should be dead.


Lee - Jan 08, 2009 12:03:13 pm PST #175 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ugh, ita. I hope you find one sooner than that.

You were the person I was thinking of when I posted that.
I figured that might be true.

Apart from the zombie death cold, today hasn't actually been that bad. I haven't gotten yelled at (yet?), and I got out of a dead end project because the partner thought I was out today too.


Burrell - Jan 08, 2009 12:20:18 pm PST #176 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's not good ita, not good at all. You did not need to go to the doctor in order to not be comfortable, I'm sure you could have managed that on your own.

Anything I can do to help?