Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Apr 19, 2009 9:31:46 am PDT #15901 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Does anyone know if US citizens need a visa to travel to Hong Kong?


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2009 9:36:02 am PDT #15902 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my. Go here [link] and click 'next.'

Images of Otsuka as an adult are craftily combined with snaps of the artist as a child, pinched from the family photo album. The resultant composite snapshots are both glaringly literal and astoundingly subtle musings on the contemporary relevance of the self-portrait.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2009 9:53:37 am PDT #15903 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Aww... damn.

RIP, JG Ballard


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2009 10:05:40 am PDT #15904 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

For bt? OK, maybe this really isn't for anyone....

Wombat Poo Paper

Actually, my sister-in-law loves elephants, and I bought her elephant poo paper for her birthday last year.


Hil R. - Apr 19, 2009 10:09:17 am PDT #15905 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

A family friend owns a stationary store in Maine, and usually stocks very nice, expensive stuff, along with etiquette books and books lamenting the decline of written communication and stuff like that. I was very amused to see elephant poo paper last time I was at her store.


javachik - Apr 19, 2009 10:12:37 am PDT #15906 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Bon bon, no, for up to 90 days.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2009 10:16:33 am PDT #15907 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What cracked me up the most was that "wombat" was the most requested animal to make poo-paper from. I think it's just because "wombat" is so fun to say.

Try it! Wommmmmbaaaaat.

...were not involved. The Minister of Technology (cut to photograph of minister with a wombat on his shoulder) met the three Russian leaders (Russian leaders again all with wombats on their shoulders) today to discuss a £4 million airliner deal....none of them were indigenous to Australia, carried their young in pouches, or ate any of those yummy Eucalyptus leaves. Yum Yum. That's the news for wombats, and now Attila the Bun!


bon bon - Apr 19, 2009 10:28:34 am PDT #15908 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thanks, Java.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2009 1:15:04 pm PDT #15909 of 30000

Today was made of fail. I almost finished painting but ran out of paint and going out for more would be a waste of time today. And I need to put another coat on the smaller bedrooms. Then I tried to install a safety lock on the basement door and realized I didn't have my drill. Later discovered I can't find my drill bits. Tried to replace the deadbolt on the balcony door and failed. No idea what's going on with that. Someone gave me some cuttings I'd love to plant, but no idea if I'll find the time before they are dead. Came back to do laundry and all the washers are in use.

I have no idea how the fuck I'm going to get all this done.


sarameg - Apr 19, 2009 1:17:02 pm PDT #15910 of 30000

And I forgot to buy dishsoap.