Our fucking direct deposit did not get direct deposited today. Swell.

Office manager-type co-worker called and said that our payroll service *claims* that the Federal Reserve won't release the money for our paychecks.

Uh, that sounds highly unlikely to me. What sounds way more likely is office manager-type co-worker forgetting to call in our payroll.

She said that our paychecks would be deposited by noon today, or "worst-case scenario, Monday." Great. (Note: it's past noon in my time zone, and fuck-all has been direct deposited to my account.)

Teppy smash.

TWO massages? I'm jealous of Perkins' plans!!

Though I like my own plans: go dancing tonight, see girl, make plans for date tomorrow

Tomorrow: possibly have brunch with friends, go on date

Sunday: no clue

I'm pretty sure Perkins wins this weekend. And for good reason -- you need it.

Weekend: Fencing, assorted house stuff. (Maybe another seder? Friend who was traveling on the first few days mentioned wanting to put together something on the weekend; by this point in the holiday, I think we're looking at drinking a lot of wine and reading from the Facebook haggadah, interspersed with random playing with our food.)

TWO massages? I'm jealous of Perkins' plans!!

It's Amy's fault! I was trying to decide when I wanted to schedule it and she FORCED me to do both.

FORCED, I'm telling you.

Bless her heart.

That bites, Tep.

Weekend plans: Tomorrow - Perkins! And probably some other stuff but that's the important bit. Sunday - Mowing the lawn, pruning trees. Not euphemistically.

Somewhere in there I need to finish my sister's sweater (her birthday present from December) since they're all coming down for her FiL's 80th birthday next week.

Oh, maybe bbqing a brisket or something since I completely failed at sedering this year.

Also, doing my taxes. Can't believe I still haven't done that.

What are people doing this weekend?

Tonight: Get a rental car and make visits to Target and TJs to pick up stuff for my new apartment.

Later Tonight: Move food and fragile items to said apartment.

Even Later Tonight: Pack all the sh*t I still haven't packed.

Saturday morning: Move!

Saturday afternoon: Unpack and wait for cable guy. Earthquake-proof the bookshelves.

Sunday: Enjoy my first cup of coffee in my new place! Rest. And maybe go in to the office. Le sigh.

I still haven't gotten the paperwork I need to do mine from my sister.

I probably would have ignored them until Tuesday anyway, but now at least I have an excuse.