The ex-president said he didn't really think we were Americans.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Apr 06, 2009 8:03:27 pm PDT #14215 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Calli - Apr 07, 2009 2:23:43 am PDT #14216 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Aw, I went to bed and we moved on from kitten farts before I got up. Leifur seems to fart only when I'm making him do something he doesn't want to do (come inside, get out of the trash, etc.) As acts of retribution go, it could be worse. Especially now that spring is here and I can open the windows.
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2009 2:49:19 am PDT #14217 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ours seem far more likely to sneeze, and we've totally failed to teach them to put their paws over their noses.
brenda m - Apr 07, 2009 3:49:39 am PDT #14218 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, this is kind of nice I guess. From the intro letter with the release of my company's annual report last night from the CEO:
You will also read that, in asking our colleagues to make financial sacrifices to strengthen the firm in difficult times, I believe that I should do the same. So while our Board’s Compensation Committee offered me a significant performance bonus and restricted stock award for the firm’s accomplishments in 2008, I have respectfully declined the offer.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 07, 2009 4:04:11 am PDT #14219 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The president of our University is giving 30% of his salary back to the University and not taking a pay raise. I guess it is expected that University Presidents will give at least 15 % at any time, which I think is weird.
Theodosia - Apr 07, 2009 4:09:22 am PDT #14220 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Now if they'd just get the football coaches to do the same thing, we'd be getting somewhere.
Lee - Apr 07, 2009 4:19:43 am PDT #14221 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I am awake already, on my day off.
Why?
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 4:20:26 am PDT #14222 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Uh-oh. Study: Tuesday At 11:45AM Is The Most Stressful Time Of Week
Researchers found that nearly half of British workers identified mid-morning on their second working day of the week as the moment when they were most under pressure.
Most workers coast through Monday getting their brain in gear and catching up with gossip from the weekend through social networking sites.
But on Tuesday reality sets in and staff spend the first part of the day going through emails they ignored on Monday before planning the week ahead.
And 11.45am is the point when everything comes to a head.
lisah - Apr 07, 2009 4:47:55 am PDT #14223 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
hey lisah! You should totally come to LA (for Thanksgiving!) so we can go to yoga together!
I would love to!
Jesse - Apr 07, 2009 4:48:09 am PDT #14224 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, my CEO is taking a bigger paycut than the rest of us -- and the least-paid people don't have any paycut at all, which I think is really great. You know, "great" in context.