MSBELLE JUDGES YOU!!!!

This morning he debuted his Patrick imitation. We may never have sex again.

Patrick fills me with such rage, I can't even say. I actually love a whole lot of things about SpongeBob, but too much Patrick in an episode will destroy it for me. I have the same stabby hatehatekillkill reaction to Carl on Jimmy Neutron and to Billy on Billy & Mandy. LOATHE them all.

My condolences on having to endure mr. flea's unfortunate celebrity impersonations (note to Hec: Don't even think about working on any of your own, because There Will Be Consequences).

eep, msbelle, that's... I'm sure there's a long German portmanteau term for it, but I'm having trouble coming up with anything in English more articulate and sympathetic than eep.

Nora understands.

MSBELLE JUDGES YOU!!!!

Hee. I think I need a tshirt that says this.

Billy on Billy & Mandy.

Chicks dig cuttlefish!

Friendship is better than wedgies!

DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

also, me. I am all puritanical, judgey, righteous indignation gal.

I feel that you would have enjoyed Celebrity Apprentice last night, because The Donald kicked someone off (Khloe Kardashian, I think) because she had a DUI -- not because she took time off the show for her court-appointed whatever, but because she had driven drunk.

I kind of appreciated that.

I appreciate it - it's his show, he calls the shots/sets the standards. But he ultimately fails because he had a Kardashian on the show in the first place.

"famous for having a big ass and a sex tape"(/Joel McHale)

Tep, I feel so torn - I love Grim, and I love Mandy (especially her Teppyness), but if there's more than 5-8 seconds of Billy, I start to shake with stomach-clenching rage and have to walk away. And, sadly, there are so very few episodes with less than 5-8 seconds of Billy.

Hate. Him. So. Much.

ION, hey! You were in one of my dreams last night! I was living in a very tall high-rise with a cozy little convenience store/bakery/coffeehouse on the ground floor, run by a chatty woman a few years my junior who was all fun and bouncy and a combination of Betty Page aesthetics, poly lifestyle and hopeless romantic sensibility, who had just published a book of tales of completely awesome relationships she had had and/or known, and you and The Boy had a whole lavishly-illustrated chapter to yourselves. I was all chuffed and kept leafing through it and saying, "I know her! I've met him once! I can't believe I get pastries from you all the time and I just found out you know them too! They ARE awesome, aren't they?"

But he ultimately fails because he had a Kardashian on the show in the first place.

Oh yeah, I couldn't figure out who 3/4 of the "Celebrities" were. Joan Rivers, T-Boz, Clint Black, and then a lot of people whose names and faces were unfamiliar. And the Kardashian.