also, me. I am all puritanical, judgey, righteous indignation gal.

I feel that you would have enjoyed Celebrity Apprentice last night, because The Donald kicked someone off (Khloe Kardashian, I think) because she had a DUI -- not because she took time off the show for her court-appointed whatever, but because she had driven drunk.

I kind of appreciated that.

I appreciate it - it's his show, he calls the shots/sets the standards. But he ultimately fails because he had a Kardashian on the show in the first place.

"famous for having a big ass and a sex tape"(/Joel McHale)

Tep, I feel so torn - I love Grim, and I love Mandy (especially her Teppyness), but if there's more than 5-8 seconds of Billy, I start to shake with stomach-clenching rage and have to walk away. And, sadly, there are so very few episodes with less than 5-8 seconds of Billy.

Hate. Him. So. Much.

ION, hey! You were in one of my dreams last night! I was living in a very tall high-rise with a cozy little convenience store/bakery/coffeehouse on the ground floor, run by a chatty woman a few years my junior who was all fun and bouncy and a combination of Betty Page aesthetics, poly lifestyle and hopeless romantic sensibility, who had just published a book of tales of completely awesome relationships she had had and/or known, and you and The Boy had a whole lavishly-illustrated chapter to yourselves. I was all chuffed and kept leafing through it and saying, "I know her! I've met him once! I can't believe I get pastries from you all the time and I just found out you know them too! They ARE awesome, aren't they?"

But he ultimately fails because he had a Kardashian on the show in the first place.

Oh yeah, I couldn't figure out who 3/4 of the "Celebrities" were. Joan Rivers, T-Boz, Clint Black, and then a lot of people whose names and faces were unfamiliar. And the Kardashian.

So I just got a tweet from one of my co-workers - I'm off today - my division has been realigned to a new dept!! As of April 1st, which was almost a week ago. I think I said something last week about bad communication in my office.

Anyway, it should be a good move. I hope they don't find a way to fuck it up.

Tep, I feel so torn - I love Grim, and I love Mandy (especially her Teppyness), but if there's more than 5-8 seconds of Billy, I start to shake with stomach-clenching rage and have to walk away. And, sadly, there are so very few episodes with less than 5-8 seconds of Billy.

Hate. Him. So. Much.

Awww, poor Billy. (Actually, he is pretty annoying, but he does occasionally have his moments, like "chicks dig cuttlefish.")

ION, hey! You were in one of my dreams last night! I was living in a very tall high-rise with a cozy little convenience store/bakery/coffeehouse on the ground floor, run by a chatty woman a few years my junior who was all fun and bouncy and a combination of Betty Page aesthetics, poly lifestyle and hopeless romantic sensibility, who had just published a book of tales of completely awesome relationships she had had and/or known, and you and The Boy had a whole lavishly-illustrated chapter to yourselves. I was all chuffed and kept leafing through it and saying, "I know her! I've met him once! I can't believe I get pastries from you all the time and I just found out you know them too! They ARE awesome, aren't they?"

Nifty! Dream-fame!

There's also the consideration of what would happen if he gets caught up in a trial with your taxes undone. Or, worst case, goes to jail, leaving all your financial information at the mercy of whoever cleans up his office.

One of the best Seinfeld's ever.

ETA: I signed my lease!

OMG you guys - I totally made stock in the crockpot from my brined and roasted chicken and them made soup last night (chicken, potato, corn, mushrooms) and HOLY CATS was it nummy!! Thank you so much for alerting me to this new way of stock making!!

DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

I am filled with the love of Teppy. And remembering there are reasons other than Mike Rowe to get cable.