Wonkette is right, that's not Obama.
You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Jan 08, 2009 10:15:33 am PST #139 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2009 10:19:56 am PST #140 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Holy Crap! They DON'T all look alike!!!!!
::glares at Marvel::
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 10:22:55 am PST #141 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
One of those "The headline says it all" stories: Mississippi, A Hotbed of Abstinence Education, Now Boasts Highest Teen Pregnancy Rate In America»
And guess which state has the fastest growth in teen pregnancy. Hint: "Alaska."
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 10:26:18 am PST #142 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I somehow managed to get soup on my glasses.
Back to what Maddow was talking about: White House Asked Howard To Stay In Blair House To Give ‘Some Plausible Reason’ For Refusing Obama
Trudy Booth - Jan 08, 2009 10:26:55 am PST #143 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And guess which state has the fastest growth in teen pregnancy. Hint: "Alaska."
Is that counting Bristol once or twice?
(Sorry, sorry -- that's just may favorite conspiracy theory EVAH.)
juliana - Jan 08, 2009 10:31:45 am PST #144 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
And guess which state has the fastest growth in teen pregnancy. Hint: "Alaska."
Frankly, I'm surprised AK hasn't been topping the charts for decades.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2009 10:33:00 am PST #145 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Awesome headline, but the article adds more humorous details: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.
"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.
"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.
Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.
I wanna see the crime-scene pictures! I wonder, was the evidence-gathering a solemn affair? Were the investigators fighting back chuckles? Or were they not fighting back the laughs?
P.M. Marc - Jan 08, 2009 10:38:43 am PST #146 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
The special cover is pretty awesome, even though the interior art is eyebleeding.
Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 10:39:14 am PST #147 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Clearly, the lesson here is that teens in large rural states have no other way to fill their time than by having unprotected sex.
Steph L. - Jan 08, 2009 10:40:40 am PST #148 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hustler publisher Larry Flynt
Larry Flynt is (or was) suing his nephew because apparently the nephew is making sub-standard porn and ruining the Flynt name.
No, really.