Spare cat is alive and in one piece, and is giving me what Georgette Heyer would have called a speaking look from atop the warm radiator in the corner.

None of the other cats seemed to be limping when I came in. Spare cat can stay locked up overnight to make sure everybody remains in one piece while they're unsupervised. and we can resume Project Get To Know You tomorrow.

LJ's April Fool's effort. Now, I'm a big crank that doesn't subscribe to the day, but man, are people every pissy about a tossaway paragraph. It's not like they implemented it, or anything.

Yay, Suzi! That was fast.

I do not sing to the cats.

I sing to mine. Mickey. Because his name is...well, you get it. I also hold him and dance around the room while singing that song to him. He puts up with it because I feed him.

I do not sing to the cats.

Oh, I sing to mine. Dread Beastie used to get "Nemesis" by Shriekback because of the line "Big black nemesis" in the chorus. Trin and the boykitties are usually treated to "Lovecats" by The Cure.

Clovis, however, will bounce around with me to either "Devilbunnies" by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult or "Astro Zombies" (either the original by The Misfits, or the cover by MCR.)

I read the sample chapters on line. Must, Must have Pride & Prejudice with Zombies. I also want someone to write Jane Eyre with Zombies just so the last line can be "Reader, I buried him".

I realize it is very unbuffista of me, but I do not think much of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Not that it's bad, but mostly it makes me want to reread P&P again. Which I can do--without the zombies.

More of this needs to happen in life. [link]

I was about to decide that CADIE was the most bizarrely great April Fools day thing I've seen, and then I heard about the Life on Mars finale. OH WOW.

Yeah, for some reason I'm into the contrast. Don't think there is anything unbuffista about a different opinion. In fact I think it would be unBuffista if goats did not vary.