Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Apr 01, 2009 4:05:12 pm PDT #13460 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

HaHA. Great minds.


meara - Apr 01, 2009 4:09:01 pm PDT #13461 of 30000

OMG, PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS TURN DOWN THE BASS! I realize it's only 6pm, but JESUS CHRIST THE THUMPING IS OUT OF CONTROL.

Hrmph.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2009 4:10:09 pm PDT #13462 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. My one neighborhood bookstore was all sold out of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.


Calli - Apr 01, 2009 4:13:32 pm PDT #13463 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I've also rewritten You Are My Sunshiine (You are my pooch-ness, my poochin' smoochness. You make me haa-ppeee when I smooch your snoot.)

I do that with "Found a Peanut." (Found a Leifur, found a Leifur, found a Leeeeeeeifur right here.) It is infinitely expandable, if not of Sondheim standard.


beekaytee - Apr 01, 2009 4:17:29 pm PDT #13464 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Found a Bboy, found a Beboy, found a Beeboy right here...

Yup, that works.

The collection grows.


sarameg - Apr 01, 2009 4:20:43 pm PDT #13465 of 30000

I do not sing to the cats.

I just give them stupid nicknames. Bubba, Boyo, Old Man, Meester, Devi-doo, Baby Girl, Mimi, Sweet Bitchy Kitty, Lokis, Lokes, Little Man, Ki-TEN.


bon bon - Apr 01, 2009 4:22:01 pm PDT #13466 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Cadie rickrolled me!


Kat - Apr 01, 2009 4:22:50 pm PDT #13467 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Cadie rickrolled me!

hahahahahahhaha....

You do realize that 3 years ago that entire sentence would be meaningless. Aren't the interwebs grand?


aurelia - Apr 01, 2009 4:24:45 pm PDT #13468 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Ha!

Here's the petulant teenager I was looking for: [link]


Sue - Apr 01, 2009 4:38:42 pm PDT #13469 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I have little songs for my cats. Okay, just the one about second breakfast.

And I think Clio thinks I understand her chirps and trills. Clio, BTW, may not love going to the vet, but she kind of loves all the people, and they love her. Even though she peed on the vet the last time. She always gets treats.

I watched Howard's End last weekend, and I was gutted to remember that after Pico died, I decided I was going to name my next cat Tibby, but then I forgot when I got Oz. I thought about changing his name, but I've already got a nametag made for him.