That's definitely my favorite season, although the final collections were a letdown.

Yeah, the finale was comparitively boring, but I will NEVER forget it because it aired the night my best friend went into labor with her twins (and then delivered them in the early hours of the next morning). We were supposed to watch ANTM and Proj Runway at her house since she was on bedrest but she called at 6 and was like, "Either I just peed myself or my water broke. I think we are going to the hospital." So other best friend and I watched at my house and waited for the phone to ring! Good times!

Nothing is funnier than Santino (in an online clip, not the aired show, I think) singing Nine Inch Nails' Closer ala Tim Gunn, with Daniel V cracking his ass up in the foreground.

OK, maybe Dennis Quaid in Starbucks on the Ellen show is funnier, but it's a close race.

There was diarrhea on the floor of my train car this morning. Ew.

At least the entire car wasn't filled with an overpowering stench, like last time.

If the smell of napalm in the morning smells like victory, does the smell of diarrhea in the morning smell like defeat?

Ouch, tommy. That's no way to start the day.

Seriously though, that isn't a cool way to start the day. Sorry you got that train car.

That train car was my house this morning. Culprit? The elderly dog. sigh. Am really hoping that was the last of it and I won't be coming home to a mess tonight.

I managed to avoid stepping into it, so I call that a victory. Or at least not a defeat.

Last time that happened, I had to flee the car at the very next stop. Everyone was avoiding that car, except for two teenagers who just stat there giggling the whole time....

On the other hand, there's a very good chance that the worst thing to happen to you today has already happened.

Sorry about you dog. Cleaning up dog yuck from either end isn't fun. Makes me gag when I have to do it. Which, thankfully, has been a long time now.